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"I thought I was dreaming till like just now and, you know, hold the pizza."

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"Pizza will be unnecessary," the second human tells Matirin. "Clothes are - textile adornment humans habitually wear and going without them is irregular in our part of the world."

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<Thank you. How are they typically acquired?>

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"You'd normally go to a store and buy them but if you attempt to go into a store without already wearing some you will be arrested and it seems unlikely that you understand the human monetary system any more than you understand clothes, come to think of it." She sits on the grass next to her sister and squeezes her hand.

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<We don't have any of your currency. We can steal some or acquire some legitimately; among the things we desired to discuss with you were the most inconspicuous avenues of acquiring currency. Before I get to that I imagine you have some questions.>

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"Is explaining human things all you wanted us for?"

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<And biological samples, which we have already acquired.>

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"What kind of biological samples for what purpose?"

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<We can shapeshift. This is not our natural form. The morphing technology allows us to take the form of any species whose biology is sufficiently similar to the type the morphing technology was designed for. We need human forms to operate on Earth.>

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"...you don't look like us in particular."

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<We sampled from two dozen humans and created forms from a weighted combination of phenotypes, so that we each look distinct from each other and do not look particularly similar to any of the people we sampled from. I could look exactly like you if I desired.>

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"Please don't do that."

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<On my home world it is considered very objectionable. We would as much as possible prefer to avoid stepping on similar cultural taboos here. That is part of why we are consulting you.>

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"How long do you expect to keep us and what happens when you're done?"

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<It is my hope and expectation that we can get all of the information we need tonight. You will wake up in the morning safe and with no recollection of any of this.>

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"That," she says, "is very objectionable."

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<Thank you for telling me. I will keep that in mind for future operations on this planet.>

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"But no joy on letting us go without deleting our memories?"

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<I will explain the situation and if you happen to think of an alternate solution that satisfies our strategic objectives I will consider it.>

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"What might your strategic objectives be, then?"

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<My people are at war with another alien species secretly present on Earth, called the Yeerks.> He spits the word, and sends an accompanying mental image - sluglike creature, with tendrils like some sea cucumber, swirling and writhing - <Yeerks are a parasitic species. They access and take over the brains of host species. This grants them complete access to the memory, thoughts, personality, and abilities of the person they have taken control of. The original person remains conscious but unable to act or move. They cannot even think without the knowledge of the Yeerk infesting them. 

Yeerks are attempting a stealth takeover of your world. They do not know that we are here. They cannot know that we are here.>

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<I am sorry. Should I soften the delivery for future conversations of this nature.>

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"You kinda hit one of Bella's, like, phobias?"

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