" - yeah okay."

If any cops murder any reds then they have to come to Lórien for murder but red planeting can continue as long as there are not organized murders.

Sure that's f-

- did they change the Lórien protocol? People are reporting weird side effects, mostly sexual. They checked for that in the pilot program and there weren't any then.

There was concern about the Empire being able to arbitrarily control people by making anything illegal so they changed to directly proscribing misbehavior, here are the things that criminals will no longer be interested in doing.

...yes, making looking at porn unappealing without changing anything else will sure have weird sexual side effects, what the fuck, can they fix that?

...they could, yeah.

They would like that fixed please. The entire point of the pilot program was to make sure there were not weird side effects you can't just sneak-change it.

Well, being forced to do whatever the Empire wants is a weird side effect too.

Okay, if they want to work something out without fucking watching porn as a disallowed thing, fine, they can do a new study, but they can't just change how they're doing the thing when they expect it to be how it was.

Lórien doesn't really get what the problem is but the Elves do and apologize and promise to keep a closer eye on him and how about a study of disallowing violence and property damage and fraud and so on that doesn't catch porn as a side effect or oblige the subjects to murder people if, like, this Emperor died and the next one were a bad person.

Yeah sure. Can they fix the ones who they did this to.

They can!

Good. They do a new study and send them people for reediting.

Lórien continues to have lots of fun. 

The Valar replace one region's garbage bins with accelerated-decay compost bins that someone can get perfectly clean dirt out of every week and the plumbing with magic and they make the locals unaging and less vulnerable to other kinds of dying.

And the doctors already have procedures for patients who die and can handle a nice low rate of it! Red neighborhood is over there go nuts.

Elves go to escort the reds to their planet.

The reds are scared of the Elves and just kind of in general.

This was predictable! The sooner they are resettled the better. The portal to your world is here - and he sends a map. We are going to walk you there. 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Are they walking.

Yes.

Then all the scared will get better in an hour. 

Crying trembling reds go where they are told.

There is a portal. There are wires going through the portal for internet because Amentans like internet. There is a planet. He told the Valar to make it a really nice planet. It has a weird upper atmosphere of shifting rainbowy clouds through which silvery sunlight is pouring down; it has lush tall grass and fields of flowers and lakes and waterfalls. 

Reds are shepherded through the portal.

They look nervously at the clouds and the flowers and the waterfalls.