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There aren't things that would improve on leaving you alone?

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I don't know this is confusing and I don't understand why you're talking to me.

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We have enough magic to do whatever we want. But we don't know what to do for reds, because no one'll let us talk to reds. They're going to eventually arrange something but I am worried they'll coach those reds on what to say, or threaten them. 

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We just want to live our lives.

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...yes definitely but, like, would you like your own planet. Would you like to come live on our planet. Would you like to live forever. Do you like the jobs you do or do you want different ones. Do you mind if we do the magic fountains to replace your jobs.

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A planet for us would be good but we don't know how to manufacture things or grow food. Living forever would mean eventually even with a whole planet we couldn't all have children. If we have somewhere else to go and can go there they can have - magic fountains - but if you do it before that it will be bad.

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They won't see a reason to have us around any more.

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And so they'd randomly murder everybody? They seem to decide to do that an awful lot.

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Yeah.

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Okay. If we get you a planet will you be able to go there or might they randomly murder everybody anyway.

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I don't know it would probably depend I'm a cadaver dissectionist not a political scientist.

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Okay. Is there anything else we should know about trying to help reds?

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I don't - I - don't trust the social workers?

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Okay. I won't.

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Awkward nervous red listening to pretty song.

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I want to sing for a little while longer in case you think of anything else, okay?

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Okay.

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He sings. 

What's your name?

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Odaven.

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Are reds disgusting or is everyone just wrong.

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...uh...

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- I guess that was a rude way of phrasing it, sorry.

 

I won't tell them what you said. They don't know I have telepathy.

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...okay.

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I think maybe reds are fine and everyone's just wrong.

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