That makes sense. The escort can stay a safe distance away.

Also reds are often drunk and disorderly and bad people and might harm him.

Obviously he would not hold this against the Empire who warned him not to attempt it.

...and they will have to get permission from the people who go through the neighborhood decontamination building to use it and they might not be comfortable with that!

Oh okay who does he ask for permission?

The yellow escort will send an email! ...The social worker for the neighborhood says that a small child might have a hard time understanding written decontamination instructions and nobody wants to help him shower that would be weird too bad.

He is confident in his ability to understand the written instructions and one of the other Elves can help him shower.

The decontamination building is sort of one-way so this means the other Elf would have to go in too and it's not sized for children and - and! Have they mentioned that the special shampoo will totally fry your hair.

Oh. 

Elf hair is different than Amentan hair, it might not.

The social workers and the purples who sell stuff to reds just always keep their hair real short because yep that sure is some hair frying shampoo.

"I really want to know if I think they're disgusting."

Can't he just take their word for it.

"I believe you that they are disgusting I am just curious whether they'll seem so. Also Avalor thought they were not smart but didn't think it'd look any different if they were smart and if I talk to them I'll be able to tell."

Maybe he could talk to them on the phone or something. They have an emergency line?

He wants to see their faces but through glass or something would be fine.

Uhhhhhhhh they have a setup for that but it involves autopsies.

...sure why not.

Is he super sure he wants to watch bodies being cut open can they not dissuade him from this.

He is a very polite stubborn undissuadable Elf prince.

Ugh okay fine there are medical students going to watch an autopsy at Very Early in a couple days.

"Thank you so much!!!"

Uuuuuuugh.

He and med students (orange) can assemble behind glass with the escort and then a red wheels in a body (formerly green) and starts doing an anatomical dissection under various mirrors so the students can see from all angles. Occasionally they tell him to slow down or do something in particular next. The red silently does as he's told.

Maitimo wants to talk to the red when they're done can that be arranged.

Is this really necessary.

Yep.