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[Splits off from 'life swarms with innocent monsters' here.]
"Looking at the stars?"
cayden cailean gets laid
the-lucky-drunk
"Well, I am an innocent, and I have no idea what else you could be doing this far away from camp."
the-pale-elf
"Innocents like you should be more careful. Who knows what's lurking out here in the woods."
the-lucky-drunk
"I am utterly defenseless and at the mercy of any monsters who happen to stop by."
the-pale-elf
"You are." Is this blushing innocent going to let him into his personal space?
the-lucky-drunk
This blushing innocent has no idea what could go wrong with letting Astarion into his personal space!
the-pale-elf
Excellent choice for the blushing innocent! (He's glad he's already worked out how Cayden likes to be kissed. It's so much more efficient.)
the-lucky-drunk
It's very good, you see, because he wants Astarion to have a good time, and he also wants to be kissed so hard that he can't think so it drives everything that went wrong today out of his mind, and it turns out that these are the same thing.
the-pale-elf
It's always fun to be with someone... malleable. Someone you can kiss bruises into and then they'll keep leaning into it.
the-lucky-drunk
Yes that's very good. Astarion should keep doing that.
...does he want bruises kissed into him?
the-pale-elf
"We just take and take and take, and you couldn't do anything to stop us because you're alone in woods."
the-lucky-drunk
"But I'm sure you're very safe and trustworthy and I have nothing to lose from kissing you."
He kisses Astarion.
the-pale-elf
Kiss!
Hungry kiss.
He did not expect Cayden to be this type, but it makes a certain sense. He's strong enough to think he can't be forced.
the-lucky-drunk
Astarion is a good kisser. He runs his hands along Astarion's back and gropes his ass a little bit.
the-pale-elf
Astarion grins down at him. "You are, aren't you?"
He is going to use his newfound powers for neck kisses.