Squirm squirm squirm.

Yes, Cayden should be pinned and squirming under him. This is the best idea he's ever had in his life. 

Hopefully Cayden will stay pinned with just one hand, so he can snake the other up his shirt.

"You really are a blushing innocent, aren't you?"

"Mhm. I have absolutely no idea what you're going to do next."

"I could do anything, and you'd think this was how it goes." Cayden, for the love of Sharess, please have a preference he can work with. 

What? He's doing great at preferences! Goofy roleplay, neck kisses, and Astarion's ass! 

He's going to play with Astarion's hair about these accusations.

Okay, that's fair.

He is going to have to take revenge, though. Revenge by taking off Cayden's shirt.

He catches Astarion's hand. "Let's not, last time I got naked in a situation like this the camp got attacked by gnolls and I had to fight off six of them fully naked."

...right, they are in the woods. "Gods, I hate it when I have to be reasonable."

At least there's a good excuse for Cayden not to see his back.

Cayden is going to return to fully clothed kissing and groping. 

Cayden will simply also have to be groped when clothes on. What a shame they'll have to wait till they have a door to get clothes off. 

This leg is definitely against Cayden's crotch to pin him. Ahuh.

All the grinding happening here is purely coincidental.

So, so coincidental. "You act like a blushing maiden--" neck kiss "-- but I think you actually want this."

"It is," Cayden says agreeably, "certainly the most intense pleasure I have experienced in my short and virginal life."

Toothy smile. "And you're not worried this will make it shorter?"

"What harm could there be in something this delightful?" He punctuates his point by kissing Astarion's neck and lightly biting his ear.

He'd say the ear biting is inspired, but a good half of the humans he's slept with have tried that one,  but he can't complain.

He grinds against him, teasingly slow. "Didn't anyone warn you about the people you meet in the woods? I could be dangerous."

Cayden answers by kissing him very thoroughly. He's steadily grinding against Astarion's thigh. Not quite moaning yet, but his breath is a bit heavy.

The nice thing about not having to breathe is you can more in control than you actually are. "You're too cute to hurt, aren't you?"

"Not that cute."

"Mmm, you're panting and squirming under me. I think I can safely call that cute." Kiss on the nose for emphasis.

Cayden flips him and pins him.

Okay, this is happening! Cayden is definitely strong enough to do that to him. He maybe should have predicted this. 

"You thought you were the dangerous one but you see it is I who is dangerous! And I shall attack you! With kisses!"

He's laughing and scattering kisses across Astarion's cheeks.

He is trying to hold onto his dignity here but it's hard not to crack up while Cayden is doing that. 

"The most ferocious attacks!" 

Apparently the most ferocious attacks are palming Astarion's dick while kissing him on the eyebrows.