a supervillain kidnaps a girl to fatten her up
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spirulinagalaxy: that's not the same but I hope the cookies are tasty
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oh yeah in bad mo news she's doing some project with toxic frogs or something so i'll have to get a vaccine that will give me a fever

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unicorn: oh cool are you helping with the project?
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no it'll just render her like, lastingly toxic to those who haven't been innoculated

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unicorn: yikes
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yeah hopefully she'll be able to shower me with attention while i'm feverish

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unicorn: good luck with that I guess!
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god she's so pretty i love her so much i can't wait to have dinner with her again

or supper, as she's been calling it

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beefleaf: on what shall ye sup this eve
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I don't know! I'm excited to find out!

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spirulinagalaxy: probably not alfajores unless she's spying on you a lot
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if she was that would be equal parts scary and hot

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beefleaf: scaredandhorny.gif
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that's me!

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Katie is collected for supper at suppertime so that she can join Monoceros in supping on - it turns out - tonkotsu ramen. It has egg in it, and corn. "Before you unappreciatively force your way through this delicacy, here. Drop it like it's acid," says Monoceros, holding out a little square of blue paper.

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"Yes, boss." God it feels good to say that. 

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The paper dissolves on her tongue. Monoceros cuts off a little of the egg and scoops up a corn kernel with the same spoon and holds it up to Katie's mouth, glistening with broth.

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Chomp. "Hey, is this the stuff they use to fatten up sumo wrestlers?"

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The corn bursts sweetly; the egg tastes warm and smooth and rich. "The drug or the ramen?"

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"The ramen."

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"Maybe! Same part of the world, at least. Now eat up, the noodles'll overcook if you leave them too long." Slurp.

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"Yes, boss." Slurp slurp slurp. Broth splashes on whatever she's wearing on her torso.

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There's plenty of it, and the noodles get replaced in the soup with a second batch as she finishes the first.

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She appreciates how fullness is starting to feel comforting rather than nauseating. The broth is warm and sloshy in her tummy. It's nice.

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After they've finished their ramen it's sushi time! Eel nigiri and elaborate handrolls with caviar and otoro in them and chirashi brushed with thick fancy soy sauce and a little lime zest.

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