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Katie idly scrolls through her phone as she sits at the bus stop. Hunger gnaws at her stomach. She internally debates whether to shell out for takeout or save money and heat up something from the freezer. Her bones feel like they're made of lead. She wants to lay down, but knows the bus will just arrive as soon as she does.
a supervillain kidnaps a girl to fatten her up
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beefleaf: it would be hard to read a book you didn't see
unicorn: audiobooks
beefleaf: hush your face
The chat becomes book recommendations.
growth-mindset
obligatory reminder to please please please read Awful Hospital I am sick and tired of being the only person in the fandom who isn't a braindead wokescold zoomer
beefleaf: still allergic to webcomics since the last time you said that
unicorn: cannot into the grossout stuff
spirulinagalaxy: have you ever tried sending fanmail to the creator?
spirulinagalaxy: what, they stopped-clocked themselves an entire webcomic?
beefleaf: I hate it when that happens. one day I blacked out and when I woke up I had written 500 full color pages of tankie propaganda featuring the russian and chinese dudes from those posters and their beautiful children.
unicorn: that's rough buddy
unicorn: oh hey k have I suggested yet you watch over the garden wall
beefleaf: this will not sate k's lusts nor her desire to be recognized as having grownup taste in media
unicorn: I know but she might vibe with it idk
unicorn: oh yay, my recommendation engine gets a biscuit
growth-mindset
that sounds inadvisable
putting biscuits in engines generally does not improve their function
unicorn: this one will be fine though
unicorn: an alfajor
spirulinagalaxy: is that the real singular, it looks wrong
unicorn: idk, alfajore if you prefer
beefleaf: no, that was elfangor. alfajore is the main character of Wicked
spirulinagalaxy: you're thinking of elphaba. an alfajore is an omegaverse gigolo
unicorn: you mean an alpha whore. an alfajore is a caramel sandwich cookie.
unicorn: well these ones are caramel, idk what to tell you
spirulinagalaxy: she bakes?