litle creacher: finally I will be free of prion disease

you will not have any prions left to disease when I am done with you

litle creacher: stealing your supervillain's mad science swag

indeed I am growing under Mo's loving care in more than just a literal sense

beefleaf: never mind our little feud I just saw the dorkiest ship name of all time so now I'm that

...that's not for me and mo is it

beefleaf: you're so self centered
unicorn: no it's a The Untamed thing
beefleaf: close but apparently no

no chinese wizard yaoi???

beefleaf: this one is apparently chinese wizard yuri. at least in the fan imagination.

BASED!!!!

unicorn: I could have sworn it was the untamed
beefleaf: same author different book

huh, it's based on a book?

getting some chinese Witcher vibes

man someone needs to write a fantasy series like that but based on American mythology

wait that's just The Dresden Files

unicorn: ugh I couldn't dresden files. the sexism you could cut with a knife and it would be like "it's sexy how you're so sharp".
beefleaf: webnovels, technically

i mean the sexism would not be wrong in that case. it IS sexy when women are sharp. and by that i mean both being intelligent and literally having claws or wielding knives or some such.

grape_fruit: unicorn it gets better after like the first three on that front
unicorn: "after the first three novels" "after the first couple seasons" "when you've given the album a few listens" look I do not bestow hours of my life on things because they might be okay after I do that. be good right away or leave

see that's the thing

rick riordan does that but also his books are for middle schoolers so i feel embarrassed about liking them

i need to read more dresden files so i can have a book series for actual adults to talk to people about

unicorn: does what, get good after three books?
grape_fruit: or apparenly you could read the chinese wizard yuri
beefleaf: tbc beefleaf are not the main characters and also they are both assigned male at birth though there's wizard shit afoot. also they're chinese and no one is fat in china

@unicorn no, is good right away

@beefleaf this is why we need to conquer them

beefleaf: I think they can already import all the partially hydrogenated corn oil they want

we need to make them import more like the british did with opium

beefleaf: will this affect the fictional wizards though. I bet not. they'll still be willowy af

we will ensure it does

mandatory pro-fat woman propaganda

we will strap them down and make them watch it like in clockwork orange

grape_fruit: oh is that what happens in clockwork orange.

idk i haven't seen it

unicorn: also based on a book I think