As soon as they get outside, Opalyn remembers again why she wanted to be inside: sudden onset acute entomophobia. But then it turned out that the guard station was ominously prison-like, so there was no winning. She'll take her chances that the bug-zapper is effective.
"So," she begins, looking at Sergeant Twoodle. He seems to be looking back at her and paying attention, so she launches in.
"I'm new here, as you know. And not just new in town, new to this dimension. Things are different where I'm from, and I need to get oriented to things that probably seem so basic or obvious to you that it never would have occurred to you to show me. That's why I was in the food shop asking about supply lines and customers. The shopkeeper was not foolish to think I might be scouting for an invasion: it's true. I'm scouting for an invasion of exactly one person: me. I have invaded -- somewhat against my will -- and now I need to figure out what kind of a place this is. I'd like you to help me, if you're willing."
"Some things that I'm interested in include:" -- and she starts ticking things off on her fingers --
- "The overall political system, including an overview of the nations, city-states, tribes, and so on, as well as any major conflicts or shifts in progress;
- Some information about how the government is organized;
- The level of industrialization, as well as the latest advances in engineering and automation;
- The robustness of the economy, both at the present time and in general; whether the economy fluctuates a lot, and whether anyone has any idea how to stabilize it when it does; Some sense of how wealthy people are, and how much disparity of wealth there is, and how correlated hard work or ingenuity and wealth are;
- An overview of the things most likely to kill or injure a person, as well as some general information about how healthy people are and what kind of medical infrastructure there is;
- An overview of the local laws of physics;
- An explanation of what Sparks can and can't do and what you know about how that works;
- And probably a hundred other things as they occur to me."
"I don't expect you to know the answers to any or all of that off the top of your head. I'm happy to canvas other people and go to the library and investigate for myself. But since you're the most sensible person I've met so far, I thought I'd just explain the whole problem to you and see if you have any suggestions for where we might start."
"Also, it might not be a bad idea to get a bite to eat. I don't have any money on me because I don't know how money works here, but I can probably just ask for things in Doctor Disaster's name, so maybe we could get some food and talk while we eat and then you can show me things you think would be interesting."
Opalyn decides she should probably stop monologuing now and give Twoodle a chance to say anything at all.