Opalyn's day could be going considerably better.

Walter was supposed to be helping Opalyn get packed up for the movers, but he bailed. Walter was supposed to be doing a lot of things.

Walter was supposed to love her forever. He'd wax poetic, saying how bright Opalyn's sun burned in their binary star system of romantic destiny, especially when he was lying sweaty and spent on top of her. The rhapsodic language was generally lost on Opalyn, but she'd thought it meant something real to him, at least.

He changed his mind. Now Opalyn has to do the packing on her own, and she's out of boxes.

Time to make a quick Home Depot run. She knows exactly where the moving boxes are, in the back center of the store on aisle 44. She can be there and back in half an hour.

Opalyn's day could be going considerably better.

Walter was supposed to be helping Opalyn get packed up for the movers, but he bailed. Walter was supposed to be doing a lot of things.

Walter was supposed to love her forever. He'd wax poetic, saying how bright Opalyn's sun burned in their binary star system of romantic destiny, especially when he was lying sweaty and spent on top of her. The rhapsodic language was generally lost on Opalyn, but she'd thought it meant something real to him, at least.

He changed his mind. Now Opalyn has to do the packing on her own, and she's out of boxes.

Time to make a quick Home Depot run. She knows exactly where the moving boxes are, in the back center of the store on aisle 44. She can be there and back in half an hour.