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He should have fallen on his sword. That would have been the sensible thing to do.
Punched his ticket for Elysium right away, no waiting around.
He thought they'd only kill him.
Why did he think that? How stupid was he? Why in the world did he think that?
And now instead of his next great adventure he's flubbed a save against dominate person.
Most relevant is Act 4438-131, also known as the Marsh Giant Act of 4438. Section 22, page 825.
That is my turtle, thank you, Salgar.
You there, give me your seat, I'm a senior citizen.
Is there any married woman who's never wished her husband dead?
It is the recommendation of House Ornelos that Cressida Kroft be immediately restored to her former position, former titles, returned the keys to Citadel Volshyenek, made financial restitution, etcetera, etcetera.
Whoever's taking minutes can fill in the finicky details.
I didn't want Eodred dead, never entertained the idea of killing him, and I wish he were still alive!
The former Field Marshal remains removed without just cause.
House Ornelos can see no recourse save we escalate this to the Arbiters. As it is a matter of state, an Arbiter will be selected to hear the case at random, in accordance with -
It just slipped out. She didn't - they were all yelling at her and it just slipped out.
We don't even need the cultists, we infight fine without them, but we've got so many anyway.
I've been sailing a dry tub since midnight last night and got like thirty seconds of explanation from Toff Ornelos.
Someone needs to fill me in on the details.
Korvosa, shadows, Vault, dungeon, animated statue, brawl, Field Marshall, Watch Sergeant, Queen, deputized, bodyguards, communes, end of the world, Rovagug's fault, Reebs, State of the Union, magnificent mansions, baronetcies, Knights of the Vault, committee, idiocy, unworkable plans, end of the world, abandoned by god and Cressida Kroft, more idiocy, Toff Ornelos, turtle, standoff, Return of the Kroft, Toff Ornelos: Electric Boogaloo, local man sits on table.
Did I leave anything out?
Bluff check to hide mortal terror... d20 says nine. Modifiers say 23.
...The Shaken condition inflicts a -2, so, 21.
21's not so bad?
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