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In Which Korvosans Rally & The Dead Envy The Living
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Because they're in cahoots. Either Cayden Cailean and the Rough Beast, or the supposed Pope isn't of Cayden Cailean at all.

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Police! Arrest the cultist!

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Not.

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But I am the police! Am I supposed to arrest myself?

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Hot.

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Nineteen!

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Police officers arresting other police officers because it turns out that they're evil cultists is something we have a procedure for.

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"Mull isn't a cultist," she says, because that's something she can think of to say which is both true and applicable.

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You don't act half it. 

I'm in my eighties. You're like a little kid to me; no, I don't think you're "hot."

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If the Lucky Drunk is against us, should we be more circumspect about His name too, to avoid His notice?

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He's right to be against us. Cayden and Milani will scour this world of sinful life!

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Kroft is like a billion years old! You're like a little kid to her!

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Wait, is that true?

 

Can I attempt an untrained knowledge check against DC 10 to identify a humanoid (human)?

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That's just a silly superstition. Uh, the thing about the Names, not about the Field Marshall -

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I am human. 

And. Thirty-four.

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We're better than those Shoanti savages. The turtle should be tried Lawfully for his crimes, and executed as a human, publicly where all can see!

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And after the turtle, Ileosa!

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EH? On what charges?

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Kroft starts taking age penalties on her next birthday. -1 Strength, Con, Dex. If we have to rematch her it'll be before then, I bet.

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Or.

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She's going to become undead.

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