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He should have fallen on his sword. That would have been the sensible thing to do.
Punched his ticket for Elysium right away, no waiting around.
He thought they'd only kill him.
Why did he think that? How stupid was he? Why in the world did he think that?
And now instead of his next great adventure he's flubbed a save against dominate person.
Why did you say that all in Kendall's voice?
Kendall wanted to throw in with the Rough Beast and now he's gone stark raving mad.
Well, actually, now I'm thinking... obviously we can't team up with a god that wants to eat Creation, that's kind of self-defeating for us as part of Creation.
But shadows only want to eat people, and there are a lot of people out there, many of whom have nothing to do with us. And more are made every day!
We should negotiate with the shadows; they were once Korvosans, surely they remember how to wheel and deal.
Suggesting we feed people to the undead is exactly what a secret cleric of Urgathoa would say.
How do we know no one here is a secret cleric, listening to our plans and reporting back to the shadows?
If he's the secret Urgathoa cultist we need to negotiate with him so the shadows go away!
(we can always assassinate him later, but we can't be saying that where he can hear)
I'll leave first so you can't murder me and then command the shadows to stop once I'm safely in my secret private sanctum.
You have ten thousand golden sails on hand?
And two scrolls of teleport?
Pharasma!
I spit on the lady on the Lady of Graves.
We've done no wrong, and Pharasma deserves to watch Her own daughters devoured by esurient night.
If there's actual reason for concern that someone in this room is a cultist of the Pallid Princess or Rough Beast, there is such a spell as Abadar's truthtelling.
It may prove productive to cast.
They're wrong about Asmoedeus's primacy, they aren't wrong that the person who created mankind has every right to - that the creator of the universe deserves deference and respect!
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