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In Which Korvosans Rally & The Dead Envy The Living
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It's all such bullshit.

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Preach.

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If you'd like to live where might makes right,

move to Riddleport get mugged in an alley catch the eye of fifth-circle Elias Tammerhawk and serve him as an mindthralled slave for the rest of your natural life.

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I'd rather live in Korvosa where when it looks like someone might depose the Evil Queen she can count on Lawful "Good" Cressida Kroft to stop them.

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Yeah, you can count on me to defend you.

If you follow the law.

Which,

is why you have,

decided to follow the law.

That is the system working as intended!

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This from the woman who paid adventurers to break into my house while I was taking a bath.

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Legal in Korvosa.

 

But don't feel singled out, I keep a file on literally everyone who I know to have class levels or a noteworthy last name.

Which practice of mine has been vindicated time and time again - remember those Skinsaw Men?

Are you immune to poison, Arkona?

If anything, I should have been more aggressive. That way I could have caught the fiasco with the Breaching Festival before it came to a head.

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But I repeat myself.

 

I can't pretend to comprehend how you choose which potential threats to catch early.

Seems like public opinion is sour on the newest Queen - do you differ?

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Not really.

It isn't impossible that she'll grow into the position - heck, maybe I've seen her grow into it a bit already - but if I'm holding out hope I'm not holding in my breath. 

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Yet you wait in the wings with the executioner's sword, while she entrenches herself.

Why?

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She hasn't broken the law, and she's the reigning Queen.

(At least until I have a legal way to get rid of her.)

The state is its legitimacy, that's the only thing that holds this consensual illusion together.

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"Consensual."

Look, I'd love to stay and chat, but someone just teleported onto my boat and I need to figure out what's up with that.

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Take care.

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Stick to Cressida Kroft, stay on her good side.

Ileosa does has any allies in the Vault, purchased for today; she could leave - or drop - the magnificent mansion and make the discussion more public... that's potentially a good idea, yeah, and she has some ideas for what she could say - "the Great Houses of Korvosa want to keep you down, even if your landlord's dead they think that you only deserve a tenant's life, they'll go against law and tradition and incite civil war just to spite you."

If that's her BATNA, she has something to threaten Kroft with! And anyone else with a moral compass - Lord Bromathan, maybe. 

She only needs to split off one of the Great Houses, as they rule by consensus... what does she know about Lord Arkona?

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The sinister and wealthy House Arkona possesses perhaps more secrets than all other noble houses combined.[1]

1. Guide to Korvosa, pg. 58.

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That cannot possibly be true.

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Okay, but what does she know about about them?

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If you knew a thing, it wouldn't be secret, now would it?

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What does she know that isn't secret?

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The Arkonas don't really have isn't-secrets. The best I can give you are their open secrets or those secrets poorly held.

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Knowledge (local) says 16.

Lay 'em on me.

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I will whisper what I know of sinister House Arkona...

on the strict condition that you never so much as murmer my name in connexion to what I tell you.

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Sure, whatever.

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Swear to it!

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I do so swear.

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