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In Which Korvosans Rally & The Dead Envy The Living
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What in Abadar's name are you on about?

This is for revenge.

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If that's the case, I'm afraid I really must interpose myself.

It's against the tenets of my faith to let an unarmed turtle die, it's why we all use metal straws.

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Do you think you can stop us?

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This is worse than when I found out that people like eating cottage cheese.

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Do you think she's hotter than me?

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Draw steel, coward!

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Sweet Hell. You do, don't you.

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What's your Armor Class, Barry?

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What? Why does that matter?

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Level 4's close enough to taste.

I hide under the table. 28 for Stealth. 

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It matters if there are people in my city who think Cressida Kroft is hotter than me!

Cressida Kroft!

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....Why did my bodyguard disappear?

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Your bodyguard has Sneak Attack and hits five times a round.

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There are Hellknights here, sneak-thief, with Full Plate and Hit Dice.

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There are Wizards here. Some of them think you shouldn't touch Toff's turtle until he gets back.

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This doesn't need to be a fight.

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You just don't want us to kill you.

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I will admit that that's a part of it.

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Do our backup characters keep the EXP we earn, or do I need the full 4,000 and level 4?

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Gentlemen!

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You can't fight in here, this is the war room.

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