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In Which Korvosans Rally & The Dead Envy The Living
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If Axis and Heaven and Hell cannot best the Worldbreaker... let's join Him!"

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[commotion]

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Well, why shouldn't we!

It worked for the drow!

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Drow are just a story.

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Not so!

I know a man in Riddleport who meets with one in his basement.

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Of course you're friendly with scammers out of Riddleport, and of course you believe their every word.

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Hey, now, what's that supposed to mean?

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Can you operationalize "joining Rovagug"?

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Don't tell me that you're considering it!?

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You say "yes, and" to things, Reebs.

It's improv 101.

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We know that Rovagug has a bunch of gods on his side, including but not limited to Zon-Kuthon, the one revoluuuuuuuuution!! goddess, and others. 

We find out who those gods are and we petition them for aid, instead of selling our souls to the losers (who, stating the obvious here, are also the villains of the entire campaign).

Starting with Snowball, since she's good-aligned.

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You want to side with the people who did this to us? 

That's craven.

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That's politics.

That's war.

If you're not man enough to sit at this table, go spew your idealism at someone who isn't sick already of hearing it.

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Who wants to be my ambassador to Nidal? 

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Nose goes.

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Well, since everyone's so eager to ship out, it seems we'll have to draw straws.

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You need someone who can teleport to go visit Nidal. 

I volunteer Irevotnin.

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Whereas volunteer Master Orianna Delmore.

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I rescind my rash suggestion, in light of new revelations. 

It's clear now to see that Salgar's disloyal to Korvosa.

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Pardon me?

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I'd need to know your crime first!

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He's trying to stage an international incident.

It's the work of a saboteur.

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...She makes a surprisingly good point.

...

This conversation ends with Salgar Irevotnin teleporting to Nidal, doesn't it.

Really, it's his own fault for being halfway competent.

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Meanwhile, outside the magnificent conference room... 

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Eight words resound in the Vault, untrained ears hear but do not hear them.

Nearly six-thousand eyes blink in unison as the world contracts to a point and expands again.

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