By most accounts the Abyss is no treat, and that's where shadows go. 

At least in Hell They have the rule of Law.

I'd like for you to all shut up so I can hear what Harmanuel Kendall has to say.

"So what if Golarion is doomed.

So what if it's worse than anything that's ever happened before.

So what if Axis has failed us, and Heaven, and Hell.

It seems the powers arrayed against Them are more than They can bear.

It is more than just craven to turn to Hell after Their failure in Westcrown - it's mindless. Sell your soul if it'd work, that's patriotism, but if you bind yourself to Hell and Hell loses you are just a moron.

Canny men survived Earthfall. 

By turning to dark powers that could pay quid pro quo...

If Axis and Heaven and Hell cannot best the Worldbreaker... let's join Him!"

[commotion]

Well, why shouldn't we!

It worked for the drow!

Drow are just a story.

Not so!

I know a man in Riddleport who meets with one in his basement.

Of course you're friendly with scammers out of Riddleport, and of course you believe their every word.

Hey, now, what's that supposed to mean?

Can you operationalize "joining Rovagug"?

Don't tell me that you're considering it!?

You say "yes, and" to things, Reebs.

It's improv 101.

We know that Rovagug has a bunch of gods on his side, including but not limited to Zon-Kuthon, the one revoluuuuuuuuution!! goddess, and others. 

We find out who those gods are and we petition them for aid, instead of selling our souls to the losers (who, stating the obvious here, are also the villains of the entire campaign).

Starting with Snowball, since she's good-aligned.

You want to side with the people who did this to us? 

That's craven.

That's politics.

That's war.

If you're not man enough to sit at this table, go spew your idealism at someone who isn't sick already of hearing it.

Who wants to be my ambassador to Nidal? 

Nose goes.

Well, since everyone's so eager to ship out, it seems we'll have to draw straws.

Whereas I volunteer Master Orianna Delmore.

I rescind my rash suggestion, in light of new revelations. 

It's clear now to see that Salgar's disloyal to Korvosa.

Pardon me?

I'd need to know your crime first!

He's trying to stage an international incident.

It's the work of a saboteur.