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...acknowledging nod.

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She doesn't reciprocate it.

And stares at him.

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He could tell her that in his culture that is rude but a) why should she care and b) then he will be having a conversation with her. He ignores the staring and instead looks at the heels of the person ahead of him in line, or at the wizard when he does wizardry.

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The wizard is repeating a lot of his rhymes.  The heels of the person in front of him have little flappy wings attached to their sneakers.

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Huh. Decorative or functional? Honestly both possibilities are disturbing.

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It isn't clear from the way they're standing in line. 

When it's his turn: "Speak thee now of your humble request, and in fulfilling it I'll do my best.  Not!  Hoo hoo hoo hoo," the wizard laughs.

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"I would like a water bottle, please."

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"And so a water bottle thou shalt receive.  Will plastic or metal be your reprieve?"

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His reprieve - maybe the wizard, like Zane, speaks a different dialect of Whatever Language This Is - "Metal, thank you."

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And he gets one.  Anodized in a teal and maroon diamond pattern.

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"Beautiful, thank you again." And he gets out of the next person's way.

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Well, it's Viralael.  "I want some more slimes."

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...presumably if it's "more" slimes the wizard knows what she means and it is his understanding, not Kyeo's, that matters here.

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The wizard sighs.  "You'll get better results if you use more politeness, but here are the slimes you requested, 'your highness'."

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"I don't know how to do that."  But she takes the little plastic tub full of shimmery goop and heads for the door.

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Kyeo's not very far ahead of her. "He probably just means you should say please and thank you."

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"I've tried that.  It didn't work."

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"...it didn't work?"

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"He said it was rude."

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"...maybe you sounded sarcastic."

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"I don't really understand what that is."

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"Insincere?"

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"Zane-la has not tried to explain that one to me."

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"Sincerity is meaning the things you say and sarcasm is a kind of not meaning what you say. People can identify it in tone of voice even if context doesn't suffice."

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"I am bad at doing tone of voice in ways humans like."

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