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When Journey opens the door again three seconds later, he's in a different suit and his hair isn't quite parted how it was.  "Hello again!  Your planetoid's ready."

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"Does the planetoid have a name?" Kyeo wonders, stepping out.

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"I think not unless you give it one, but I wouldn't necessarily know if somebody already had."

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"I suppose I'll ask whoever I'm sharing it with, then."

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"Mmhm!"

Journey leads him outside to a shuttle with the approximate vibe of a limousine.

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Kyeo has been in approximate limousines before.

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There's no spot for a driver.  It takes off straight up and quietly, and zooms with gentle acceleration away from this pair of planetoids.

The sky stays pretty much the same color throughout, and for a while there's nothing else to see in the sky.  There aren't clouds blocking where they came from, but as if the atmosphere here were very thick, it fades out and disappears anyway.

After ten or so minutes, another planetoid starts to become visible before them.  It's several times larger than the previous, but still far too small to hold an atmosphere on its own.

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Kyeo takes quiet mental notes on the futuristic technology this implies but doesn't have the background to understand answers to questions about it even if they weren't going to be "magic".

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Kyeo can see a town on the way down, but they land in a cluster of cottages a ways outside it.  The decoration is as luxurious as it's been everywhere else, though it's aiming for something closer to 'quaint' than 'understated opulence' here.

"That one's yours," he points to the navy blue one and not the seafoam green one with white trim or the brick one.  "I'll let your future co-stars give you the full tour; what do you feel like you need to know before then?"

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"You were going for... variety? So I do not know what kind of etiquette they're accustomed to."

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"Zane I expect you'll find very casual.  The other one - hm.  So, the thing is that they didn't have a language at all until we gave them one, and had only interacted with humans the amount that implies.  Which is to say, you might offend them, but it's not really something worth going out of your way to avoid.  They've got to get through socialization somehow."

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"What... caused that?"

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"Their Earth was colonized by aliens who didn't realize humans were sapient and kept some of them as pets until they abruptly stopped doing that.  ...Well, this one actually lived on the local moon, but you get the picture."

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"I have seen pictures of Earth's moon. It... seems like it ought to be hard to miss that humans are sapient."

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"You'd expect so, wouldn't you?  I think they had some sort of psychic thing going on."

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"I see."

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"Anyway, there's at least one person here who's clearly going to be much stranger than you in any interaction you have.  Need anything else?"

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"Assuming the - tour - will include things like where I'm meant to sleep, no."

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"It should be obvious within your cottage.  Have fun!"  He gestures to the shuttle and it takes off, still very quietly although with kind of a warbly sound from the outside.  And when Kyeo turns back to look at Journey, he's gone.

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Disconcerting.

He goes into the cottage.

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There's a breakfast nook and some cupboards (one of which is refrigerated) stocked with snacks and staples, a home theater with an absurdly large TV, a bathroom with a tub/shower and a lot of kinds of washing products (hand soap, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash, full-body moisturizer, toothpaste), and, upstairs, an attic bedroom.

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Seems straightforward enough. He is not hungry or tired or dirty right now though. ...is this party outfit going to have to be laundered with personal care products, or is there detergent?

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There are neither detergent nor other clothes-washing objects in evidence.

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There's a knock at the door.

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Kyeo will of course answer the door.

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A person with too-big eyes and a board slung under one arm is on the other side.  "Hello!  I'm Zane, nice to meet you."

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"Kyeo. Itโ€™s a pleasure." Why are his eyes so big. Is it a modification for better vision.

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He's also got tattoos on his face that move and pulse, and those eyes are an unnatural gold.  His clothes are substantially less formal than Kyeo's current set, though more garish, and he has a set of clunky bracelets on.  They look more like technology than like fashion.  "Welcome.  I wish the circumstances were better."

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The tattoos are really weird and Kyeo winds up kind of looking at the guy's ear when he does not immediately get used to them. "Alas. Have you named the planetoid?"

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"I haven't."

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"It seems strange to have a nameless inhabited celestial body."

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"Now that you mention it, sure.  Did you have any ideas?"

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"No, unfortunately."

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"Wanna think about it on a walk?"

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"That sounds like a good idea." He steps out. "Is there a separate laundry building somewhere, I was just looking for detergent when you knocked."

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"I've just been recycling my clothes.  I don't know if they're doing something where they're trying to match the setups people are used to from home, though."

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"I am not used to recyclable clothes."

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"Neither is Vira-la, but I think her setup is so different from anything they can provide that they put her on my system because I can help her with it.  What do you normally do?"

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"I was a soldier. Vira-la is the other person here to acclimate?"

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"- Oh.  I'd meant, what do you do for laundry?"

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"There were uniforms and the ship had a sonic laundry."

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"Her name isn't strictly Vira-la; -la is a suffix my culture uses for people we're close to.  But she objects to the way I pronounce her last vowel sometimes, in ways I can't hear the difference between, and she objects to me shortening her name to two syllables.  She seems fine with replacing the last syllable with something else."

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"Oh dear."

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"I think the aliens she was raised by can make different sounds than us."  He walks a few paces.  "Do you want to tell me more about your home?"

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"My planet is called Ibyabek. I'm... not sure how to describe a lot of its features if you're also unfamiliar with all the planets I'd compare it to. It's hot there compared to here. ...can she pronounce her name to her satisfaction? If she can it must be humanly manageable."

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"I haven't quite been able to figure that out."

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"I suppose it's also possible that she has some relevant modification."

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"Maybe so."

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"Does she know I'm here?"

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"She's probably been informed.  But I don't know whether she's received the message.  She might be asleep; her schedule's still not adjusted to an Earthlike cycle."

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"What schedule is she on?"

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"She stays up a really long time - two days or so - and then has two or three long naps over the next day.  I think.  She doesn't keep to that very well either."

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"Huh. I'd think that must be a modification if she's not on medication for it."

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"Might well be.  What's it like, being a soldier?"

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"Up until I died it was usually not very eventful. Ship maintenance tasks and drills."

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"How did you die?"

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"It became briefly eventful. I shouldn't discuss the details."

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He nods.

 

"On my Earth, we haven't had a war in centuries.  Except that Journey said I died in one."

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"We aren't having a war exactly - or weren't, things may have changed - but there was a detente that required frequent attention. Between planets, though, not on one. A planet is the natural unit of solidarity."

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"For us the relevant unit is cities.  We haven't colonized any other celestial bodies, that I know of."

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"There are many, in my world, three colonized in our system alone."

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"Wow."

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"What is your city like?"

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"Apparently it's somewhat stricter and more violent than most of them.  I'm happy to tell you about - my culture, on the planet level where it's planet-wide and more specific when it is.  It's a long story but I have a decent idea of where it differs from most other local universes."

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"I'm not sure how typical my universe is for the locality."

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"It seems like a lot of places are 21st-century Earths."

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"Well, we used to have one of those."

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"...And you lost it by exiting the 21st century?"

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"Yes, the planet is still there. It has a very famous moon."

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"It's a pretty good moon.  By 'ship maintenance' you meant spaceships?"

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"Yes. Ibyabek has boats but they're manned by sailors, not soldiers."

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Nod.  "What's being in space like?"

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"Artificial gravity feels slightly different from real gravity. It's functionally the same, but it's a little like - being underwater, subjectively. And it's loud, spaceships have a lot of parts that make noise."

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"Huh!  What was life like for you before you were a soldier?"

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"Before that I was in school. Do you have school?"

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"Through 15, yes.  - Are you used to different-length years -"

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"Yes, but I know how to convert to Earth standard."

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"How long are your planet's?

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"About 480 Earth days. Ibyabekan days are a little longer, too, not enough to give most people circadian issues."

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"Wow.

 

"We have the technology for space exploration, but... speaking kindly, the people in charge are more concerned with security and things staying stable than with going anywhere new."

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"Well, that's important too. Ibyabek is lovely now but its original settlement was fraught."

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"Less kindly I'll add the context that their vision of security and stability involves giving everyone brain damage."

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"...that doesn't sound like it would help."

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"It makes everyone - placid.  Agreeable.  And less smart."

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"They can't do placid and agreeable without making people less smart?"

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"Maybe someone could have found a way had they not been made less smart."

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"This is affecting even the people who do research and development? They can't find anyone who's loyal enough to the cause without it?"

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"They do reverse it for certain positions.  Or do the opposite, for others, make people - aggressive, superior..."

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"What is that useful for?"

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"Well, we don't call them soldiers..."

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"And you are not usually having a war? Is there something looking likely to flare up into one?"

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"...Apparently.  Their notional job is to protect cities from outside threats, and that's never previously risen to the level of attacking other cities."

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"...Earth doesn't have difficult wildlife in my world..."

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"There are people who left the cities to try and start their own society.  In objection to the brain damage.  - I'm sorry, I feel like this isn't the best order to introduce all this information -"

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"I will not complain if you want to start over."

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He nods.

 

"I have been told that many Earths have approximately the same history as each other, up to some point of divergence.  We may well have had much of the same things happen in our universes' past.  My universe's divergence point is that in the early 21st century, somebody developed a virus.  Not one that lived in people; it fed on petroleum.  And made it explode."

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"...I don't have a very extensive Earth history education and don't actually know what petroleum is."

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"Have you heard of oil?"

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"For cooking or for machinery or for dry skin?"

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"For fuel."

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"I guess oil can catch fire, so it is not that strange that it would be usable as fuel."

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"At least in my Earth's history, it was the main thing they used to fuel pretty much all their stuff, for a while.  And so the oil bug killed almost everyone in the world."

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"...I see."

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"The survivors wanted to make sure nothing like that ever happened again.  So - I don't know which came first.  But what they tell us is that people like pretty people, and they hoped no one would want to fight as long as everyone was, so everyone gets an operation when they turn 16 to make them look like this."  He gestures to himself.  "But that's when they put lesions in our brains.  It could have been a pretense all along or they could have started adding it for security later.  I don't know."

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"...that sounds very strange to me but I suppose perhaps it does not if you are used to it."

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"They lean pretty hard on the propaganda.  When all the adults you see look like this and living glamorously and having whatever material luxuries they want, and all the kids around you are calling each other 'uglies' and giving themselves nicknames based on their least-flattering features, and a thousand other things like that - yeah.  It doesn't sound strange to most people."

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"I expect at home most people could imagine something that they'd like to improve about their appearance but it is not encouraged to focus on this in oneself or others unless one is, say, starring in films. I don't think... not being sufficiently beautiful... features as a relevant consideration in any major conflict... and in minor ones I'd expect being prettier to as often exacerbate as alleviate the situation."

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Zane nods again.  "It's propaganda," he shrugs.  "However much it is or isn't grounded in truth, the story's been sufficient to keep society in this shape for a few centuries, now."

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Kyeo nods.

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"It sounds like your universe is more - real."

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"...is that a thing that varies between universes?"

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"What I mean is, it sounds like your society is constructed so that most people do things that matter."

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"Everyone can do work that matters," agrees Kyeo. "This is perhaps not as true on other planets, but it is true on Ibyabek."

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"What are other planets like?"

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"I haven't been to any, you understand, but they use money - do you have that -"

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"Not in modern times, no."

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"Well, it distorts the importance of most things, and in particular inflates 'owning money' to great importance even if one does no work for it, and so the people who understand that their work is important and the people whose work is in fact important are I think mostly unrelated."

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"I was doing some reading on that not too long before I died."

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"Oh?"

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"The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx; do you have that?"

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"I've heard of it but we didn't read the original text in my philosophy classes."

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A half smile.  "It wasn't exactly in our curriculum either."

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"No? Just generally available as enrichment?"

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"Something like that.  Where was I... a couple of doctors found out about the lesions - most of them don't know about it; nanos do it and there are a lot of nanos involved in the process anyway - and decided to leave their city and try and work out a cure."

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"in... some other city?"

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"No, in the wilderness.  They called it The Smoke.  It picked up a lot of runaway uglies."

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"Seems a poor vantage point from which to conduct medical research."

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"It was.  But they'd been shut down in the city, so there wasn't really anywhere else."

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"The other cities were all united against the idea?"

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"There isn't communication between the cities, for normal people.  I guess Maddy was on the Pretty Committee, but... our city had deleted all their data, so they wouldn't have had anything concrete to show the other doctors."

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"And they decided not to try walking to another city?"

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"Well, hoverboarding," Zane corrects, gesturing with the board slung under his arm.  "They still would have had the data issue.  My point here is somewhat weakened by the fact that they did eventually join up with another city, but - there are reasons they kept to the wild for as long as they did."

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"I'm not sure I follow you but that's all right."

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...Zane shrugs.  "I spent the last few weeks of my life trekking through the wilderness, aiming for the New Smoke.  And when I got there, it turned out to be another city.  They'd reversed everyone's brain damage there, and - according to Journey, the city I grew up in attacked them.  That's how I died; I was in surgery at the time."

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"Are you glad to be here?"

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"Instead of staying dead?  Sure.  Instead of keeping the life I was about to have?  No, not really.  Not at all."

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"I suppose they're different questions, yes."

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"How about you?"

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"I haven't had as long as you to decide how I feel about it."

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Zane stops walking to look at Kyeo.

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...is there an important landmark here?

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They're on a path a short way from the top of a hill in a field of wildflowers.  Probably the view will be stop-worthily nice after another 45 seconds of walking.

 

Which Zane resumes, after a moment.

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He didn't even have a rock in his shoe or anything? What was that about. It'd be rude to ask.

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"What was your favorite thing about your society?"

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What a weird question. "It's hard to pick just one thing. - I can sing again, I had a medical problem but they fixed that after resurrecting me, if you would like to hear a song."

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"I would."

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Great, that takes care of the next three minutes of filling silence if he doesn't get too uptempo with the Anthem of the Bright Way.

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When they get to the top of the hill Zane flomphs back onto some of the flowers to listen.

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And then the song concludes! It is not in English so probably he will not be fielding questions about the lyrics.

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"That's lovely.  What's it about?"

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"It's the planetary anthem."

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"...What's an anthem?"

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"The song that - represents a planet - it's like a flag, but a musical one. You don't have these? Do you have flags?"

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"No, but I've heard of them."

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"It is a musical flag. It's played if our team wins at the Olympics and on official holidays and such."

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"What sort of things do you have holidays about?"

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"Anniversaries of things, like the revolution."

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"Who was being revoluted against?"

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"The original colonization was overseen by a corporate conglomerate which exploited its workers very badly."

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"How long ago?"

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"Before some but not all of my grandparents were born."

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"That's somehow more recent than I expected.  What sort of sports do people do in the Olympics?  I've read about it but we don't have it in modern times."

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"There are a lot of them but I can try to list some off the top of my head if you like. We medaled in the marathon, in the last games, and I know someone whose brother went for shooting, and there are various swimming events..." He can go on like this for a bit.

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And does he stay looming over Zane or lie down next to him in the flowers or what?

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He wasn't looming, he was just standing up after Zane chose inexplicably to lie on the ground, but he does sit down after listing relay races and before remembering that figure skating exists.

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"Hoverboarding?" Zane wonders.

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"No, but there are some zero-gravity sports. I haven't watched them so I don't know the rules."

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Zane nods.  "There probably won't be any of it on the screens here.  I don't think they have video from any of our home universes yet."

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"Then I suppose I should not bother recommending any movies."

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"Maybe for after.  Do you want to learn how to hoverboard?"

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"...sure, do you have a spare one?"

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"They'll give you one if you ask for it in town."

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"I had not realized there was an entire town."

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"There is.  It's... strange.  I thought it would be better to bring you out here first."

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"Strange how?"

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"It's hard to tell what about it seems strange to me because it's not what I grew up with and what's because it's a fake town created in support of a very strange piece of entertainment."

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"The entertainment is so strange," Kyeo agrees fervently.

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"It's not the craziest thing I could have come up with if you asked me what throwing a bunch of universes together would produce after a while, but at the same time... why."

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"They could just write the story they have in mind and hire actors."

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"Oh, that part I get the appeal of.  It's the same reason nobody choreographs soccer matches."

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"But a soccer match is..." What is a soccer match. "Different."

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"Yes.  But maybe not to an audience."

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"What about it struck you as odd, then?"

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"...Not the immorality of it," he tries.  "But the contrast between that and... the way it's reaching for good things, in places."

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"What good things?"

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"It rescues people from death instead of just sourcing people like the ones who watch the show and making a nice wish-fulfillment story that people would want to imagine themselves in.  Based on what Journey said, I think they're trying to rescue our entire worlds this way.  And all the lovey stuff; I think they're genuinely trying to have us build something real, there.  But then again, it's like - I don't know your story, but why did they pick a guy who was so obviously not going to be over his ex for this."

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"I do not have an ex."

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"I have a few.  But only one of them's... really notable."

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Zane rolls over a little to look at him again.

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"Hm?"

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"...It's kind of hard for me to read you."

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"Is that unexpected, with someone from another planet?"

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"No.  I guess I should say, it's only kind of hard for me to read you.  You're a lot more scrutable than Vira-la.  It makes me think I could understand what you mean if I just tried a bit harder."

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"Well, I was raised by and among humans, so I suppose it's not strange for her to be more confusing."

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"It isn't, no."

 

He's still looking at Kyeo.

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Why is he doing that. Kyeo will examine the flowers instead of staring back at him.

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They're in a patch of yellow orchids.

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Pretty! They don't have those on Ibyabek.

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"Tally's her name.  She got turned into one of the things we don't call soldiers."

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"That's a pretty name."

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"Yeah.  The last time we saw each other she made me bleed and then jumped off a cliff."

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"I'm... sorry to hear that..."

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"Yeah."

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Maybe he can resurrect her when this is all over? Only that doesn't seem like a wise thing to say on, really, multiple levels.

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"I had - tremors.  From taking an experimental cure for the brain damage.  And her new Special brain damage made it... disgust her."

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"To the point of jumping off a cliff."

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"- Oh.  She also had substantially augmented reflexes and durability.  It was into water; I'm sure she was fine.  It was just... dramatic."

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"Oh. I see."

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"Even my teeth as a regular pretty are ceramics that you need nanos to do much of anything to.  If you want to keep the rest of my head intact."

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"They replaced your teeth?"

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"Teeth, bones, skin, muscles, eyes...  I don't have exact knowledge of what exactly they fully replace as opposed to just change drastically."

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"That seems excessive both for the brain damage aim and for the cover story that it's all about giving you - fashionable appearances."

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"Many people have genuinely worked very hard to improve humanity as a whole through improvements to everyone's bodies."

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"So as to make jumping off cliffs survivable?"

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"Pretties don't get sick, of normal things, either...  We've made jumping off things safe but generally through bungee jackets that work like the hoverboard rather than changes to our bodies.  Journey made a comment about our society being safety obsessed, but I don't know how much weight to put on that.  He sounded flippant."

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"I think that is a very available attitude for him."

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"Yeah."

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"I had us come out this way first because I'm reasonably assured that they aren't listening to us here.  I don't think they're doing it surreptitiously in town either but there are people there."

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"That was thoughtful of you." Zane is of course himself a people and Kyeo doesn't have a ton to say anyway.

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"If you don't have anything urgently private we can head back that way and get you some more comfortable clothes and stuff."

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"This is actually more comfortable than it looks, but it is not the sort of thing I'm accustomed to for everyday."

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"You don't look comfortable in it," Zane agrees.  He sits up.  "Clothing is sometimes valuable in your society?"

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"I'm not sure what you mean. This would be a fancy party outfit and I am not at this time attending a fancy party."

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"You move like you're afraid to damage it."

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"You alluded to but did not demonstrate a laundry situation," Kyeo points out. "Besides, surely even if it is both thorough and trivial, it would not be ideal to have a rip in something in the time it would take to reach it."

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"I guess not."  He gets up and heads back down the hill.  "I think the town is supposed to give us some amount of cultural context for the guy.  Like, they're not making us use money but the way you requisition something is still going into a 'store' and asking a person for it."

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"We do have that arrangement for some things on Ibyabek."

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"We kind of do, too, but it's weird to do it for clothes and food instead of just having a hole in the wall.  For me; I don't know what you're used to instead."

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"For clothes I've been in uniforms, they were just issued to me. They were delivered instead of a store being involved but the idea of having them in a store isn't strange, I think Ibyabekan non-uniforms work that way."

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"We keep - twelve-to-fifteen year olds - in dorm uniforms, too.  ...They get them from hole in the walls, too, though theirs are more limited.  I guess it would make sense that if most people are keeping their - drive - they'd want a lot more things than clothes, and even if you have exactly the same nanos capabilities as us, you might want to introduce a lot of trivial barriers to getting things..."

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"I think we have not invented the nanos you describe, in my universe."

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"Oh, that would also do it."

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"They do sound very useful."

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"We can drop them all over your universe once this is done.  I think.  I hope.  It wasn't made entirely clear to me how travel works for things like that."

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"Did you find it as disconcerting as I did to be - employed for pay in this fashion?"

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"I actually find it kind of exciting."

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"I suppose it's exotic," Kyeo allows.

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"From what I've been able to tell, the quality of life for a normal person is already at least as high as I'm used to.  So anything on top of that is a shot at real power and self-determination, and - I may not be able to afford it, or much of it, but I already absolutely couldn't have gotten it at home no matter what.  So at least now I have a chance, it seems like."

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"There's no guarantee under a monetary system that everyone can be a normal person, which is what unsettles me, even if I happen to be positioned as a beneficiary this time. Lucky beneficiaries have wreaked horrible evil."

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"There isn't much of a guarantee of that under my world's system either.  Is yours better at it?"

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"Well, not on other planets."

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"I wasn't counting those as your system."

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"It is sometimes argued that a truly robust system would include in its perfection the ability to extend to all the other planets," says Kyeo affably. "But on Ibyabek, yes, of course everyone can be a normal person."

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"Huh.  In mine it was okay for Special Circumstances to decide to do - really all sorts of horrible things.  In ways that could have or did remove people from the category of normal person."

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"I mean, there are... criminals, I don't mean to say nothing ever happens, but not because people can't make money, never that."

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"What sort of things can people become a criminal for?"

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"...hopefully the obvious ones at least are the same, such as murder."

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"People murder each other?!"

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"Usually they do not! But it is a crime."

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"Nobody but Special Circumstances kills anyone.  And they were still trying pretty hard not to."  He sighs.  "They're kind of the government and kind of above it.  So I don't think it was per se a crime for them."

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"An execution rather than a murder," Kyeo suggests.

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"No, not that either.  Accidents and collateral damage.  Very culpable accidents, but - not..."

He doesn't find an end to the sentence.

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"Well. I suppose the placidity is probably helping make it unheard of instead of merely very rare, for someone to kill someone else."

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"...Yeah.  It probably would do that."

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"It's probably behind a lot of differences."

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"Yeah.  Is there - a biggest difference you can point to, that's clearly the result of people having free minds?"

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"I don't think I know enough to say."

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Zane sighs again.  "Neither do I."

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"I suppose - our third person, whose name I haven't heard pronounced in full and correctly - is not especially informative about what things are alike between worlds because her situation is so strange."

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"She's informative as part of a pattern that humans are common but the rest of the universe surrounding them is often different.  But no, not in the way you mean.  Sometimes I've had luck talking to the people in town but it takes a lot of digging and piecing things together.  They all have different ways of not being very forthcoming."

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"How many people have you spoken to?"

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"At all?  A few dozen."

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"Perhaps they've been coached."

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"Oh, definitely."

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"Will they admit that, or only one of them so the others can all be different?"

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"I don't think there's an elaborate tapestry of different reasons not to talk to us designed for our enrichment.  I get the impression there was some amount of coaching on top of a lot of selection effort going into picking people who have various reasons of their own not to want to talk to us very much or very informatively despite being here."

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"Why are they h- they're being paid, I suppose."

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"For some of them it's the time dilation.  Which is a form of getting paid."

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"Is it?"

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"From what I understood, that's one of the sorts of things we can pick from in exchange for having been on the show, when this is over."

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"I'm not sure I see the appeal."

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"I don't specifically want it either, at least not until I've had a chance to learn more about the rest of the multiverse and accumulate stuff to do.  But there are a lot of artists here who are trying to get ahead of their audiences and things like that."

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"Oh! Did they show you what they were working on?"

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"Some of them!"

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"I'll have to ask after their projects if I meet them."

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"I can introduce you to some.  You're a musician?"

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"I don't know that I'd go that far. I just like to sing."

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"Still.  Maybe you'll have better luck convincing them to play with you."

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"Are there musicians among them, then?"

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"Several."

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"That's lovely. I wonder if I'd recognize any of the genres at all."

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"I think so.  Some of them might seem archaic more than alien, is my impression."

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"That stands to reason, if the history overlaps where the present doesn't."

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"They might have also picked people closer to the culture they want us to adjust to."

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"That would make sense."

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"The guy seems admirable."

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"Have you met him already?"

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"No, just based on description."

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"I suppose they want someone people will find admirable for their show."

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"Yeah.  I think I believe them about him.  Like, I think I'm a pretty good guy, so I don't know why they wouldn't be able to get more of those."

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"What have they told you about him that you find notable?"

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"It sounded like he completely changed what life was like for everyone on his planet.  For the better."

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"Like the first Glorious Leader."

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"Oh.  Oh, no."

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"Does that sound strange in this language? I am new to it."

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"It does."

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"I can render it in the Ibyabekan, perhaps."

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"If you'd prefer."

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"Well, I don't want to make everyone get used to it sounding odd. They'll have enough else on their minds."

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"It's up to you.  I have plenty of time to get used to things here.  - I'm not actually mostly for cultural acclimation; they're just waiting for my brain to finish getting used to itself.  And for me to turn eighteen."

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"In... Earth years? Why?"

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"Apparently he said seventeen was kind of young for him."

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"Ah. I don't suppose I can just tell him how old I am in Ibyabekan years should I care to bow out."

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"I wouldn't expect that to work."

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"No, I wouldn't either."

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Zane is looking at him again.

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Yes, well, this is not the first time a teenage boy has looked at Kyeo. Like that, even.

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"I don't - want to be here, really, but it seems like you might... really not want to be here.  Is that true?"

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"I would say I'd like to appreciate the resurrection in the spirit in which it was intended, but it's not a very appreciable spirit."

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"How do you mean?"

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"I'm not sure how to put it into words."

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"I understand that this isn't a very appreciable spirit," Zane tries.  "It's the first half where I'm not sure I'm right about what you meant."

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"...well, it could have just been a nice thing to do for people who died. If I could resurrect the dead I would hope that would be what I would do with that ability. And I would have appreciated that."

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"I see.  I wonder if we can get that ability as part of our payment."

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"Is there anyone close to you who you'd like to resurrect?"

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"It seems likely my entire ship was destroyed, or at least that I was not the only casualty."

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"But not anyone you'd already been grieving?"

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"Not in particular, no."

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"That's good.  Me either."

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"That's good," echoes Kyeo.

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"Is the issue with payment," Zane contemplates, "that... no, that's not the right question.  Given that these people have a bunch of resources they're willing to hand out, and given that they're clearly not - socially responsible people trying to maximize everyone's welfare - is there a way for them to assign who gets what that would discomfort you less than correlating it with performance in the show?  Or is the heart of the problem in all the other things that I just gave as givens."

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"Well, the show is also separately an issue. The classic problem with a monetary system is - creating dependence that can only be staved off with service to someone who profits off of it. Passage to a new planet or in this case resurrection from the dead becoming a trap calling for complicity in further entrapment."

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"...Huh..."

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"History was not my strongest subject but they do cover what it was like before the Glorious Revolution. ...does that also sound strange, is 'glorious' an inherently funny word?"

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"...No.  If something happened that made everything better it's not funny to call it glorious.  It's - when it's a person.  Especially if that person is still alive."

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"The first one isn't."

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"It's worse again if it's a title."

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"How odd."

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"It's because - never mind, we don't need to get into this.  If you don't want to."

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"Foreign language was my best class, but this one I did not so much study as have implanted somehow, though I do think it may be related to Kularan."

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"It's a position that lasts until death?"

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"So far. This is only the second one."

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"Based on my understanding of Earth history, I would expect this leadership model to go... badly... but I don't know many of the details that could convince me otherwise."

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"Well, I don't know what I ought to be telling you about, but it is not as though we are about to go there."

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"Not for a while, no."

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"You think you may visit later?"

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"I've watched some early seasons of this, and one thing people sometimes say is that they're not here to make friends.  It's a way of saying that they're entirely focused on the goal of the show and not going to let social dynamics between other contestants get in their way.  It happens on other reality shows, too, when they're competing for money or whatever.

"I think I'm probably largely here to make friends, at least as far as I'm here for any reasons of my own."

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"Journey did imply that was an option, but... I don't know what to make of them having done that, having intentionally left room for it, when they are not out to be kind to us and it isn't part of their profit motive."

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"We can't all be frontrunners.  They've got to include some cruft to get eliminated early so that the audience can latch onto the actual contenders while still providing stakes.  Or that's my guess, anyway."

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"I suppose I have never worked in entertainment so perhaps that's standard, once you correct for the cruft getting resurrected from the dead."

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"I think having a B plot is at least pretty standard, and it's something I'm - somewhat content to be.  Especially since, whatever they're paying us in, it's got to be more useful if we can coordinate with each other and help solve each other's problems.  So, yes, I might like to come to visit later."

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"I will probably not be on the planet since, when I am alive, I am normally deployed in space, but I suppose you can visit Ibyabek anyway. It's hot there, fair warning."

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"You think you're going to come back with magic or higher technology and go right back to what you were already doing?"

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"I might be reassigned somewhere else but that's a process."

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"...it's a military deployment, desertion to go do something else would be a very big deal. I realize you don't have a normal military but that's how they work."

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"You... died..."

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"But I'm not dead."

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"But you're not dead," he allows pensively.  "...It was a detente, you said?"

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"Yes, I'm not sure exactly what led up to the altercation."

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"It seems like it could be bad, if one side of a - conflict - abruptly got much more powerful."

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"...the last time the conflict ran hot Old Sohaibek was melted. I'd like it to be hard for them to do that again."

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"...What is 'that'?"

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"...melting a planet."

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"...How......  - You said you didn't really have nanos; what kind of - nuclear, or...?"

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"I don't know how it works. I think not the same as early nuclear weapons, which did not have that effect."

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"But should I be picturing - there's no longer a planet there, just dust, or liquid - or all the ice on it melted and now the whole surface is covered in water, or -"

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"I haven't seen it. I think its mass is in the same orbit. The artists' renditions involve lava."

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"Oh."

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Yup it's fucked up.

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"And you think - showing up powerful, will help keep the peace, and not - spook anyone?"

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"I don't have the strategic picture, I'd need to report to someone who does."

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"If I come to help out, I don't think I'd be reporting to anyone.  Even though obviously I don't want to be reckless and go around breaking things."

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"...well, that sounds like it will result in you not being able to coordinate very well, but you are at least not already obliged to report to anyone."

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They're approaching the town now; Kyeo can see a pretty decent number of buildings that aren't too weird in shape though the texture on the outside isn't what he's used to; it's hard to see exactly what it is from here.

"Do you think I'd have such an obligation if they'd made me into a Special?"

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"I certainly don't know enough to say, it's not a familiar way to structure an organization."

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Nod.

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"'Special' and 'pretty' don't seem to be nouns in the version of this language that they gave me. - or, uh, 'special' is but only having to do with... restaurants?"

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"It makes sense that they wouldn't have given you all possible slangs.  I didn't get anything, I guess because the language I'm fluent in was already close enough."

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Kyeo nods. "I just thought you'd want to know."

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"I've almost tripped up a couple of times at calling people 'uglies'.  At home they say it's not an insult, it's just what you call people after they turn twelve but before they've had the operation, but here it obviously would be.  And it's meant to be... an invisible one, back home.  Another normality that strengthens the existing system."

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"...after they turn twelve?"

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"Before that they're littlies."

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"Why tw- oh, I forgot to convert the years - still odd."

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"That's also when they move out of their parents' houses and go to live in the dorms."

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"Do they have school?"

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"Until they move to New Pretty Town, yes."

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What a name for a town. "Which is when?"

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"When they turn 16 and have the operation."

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"Did you like it there?"

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"New Pretty Town or Uglyville?"

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You're just supposed to say yes and pick a nice feature of something the question could have been about to discuss, but he can't blame a foreigner for not knowing that. "Either."

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"It's hard to fault New Pretty Town for lack of nice things.  It was, as they go, a wonderful place to be imprisoned and have my brain eaten by nanos and not have any fundamental freedom, and all those sorts of things."

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That is even farther off script. Kyeo doesn't really have a response to that.

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"There were fireworks every night.  I liked that."

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There, was that so hard? "That sounds lovely. Thereโ€™s a fireworks show on the water for some festivals in my hometown, though I suppose if it were every night we couldn't see the stars."

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"They weren't really shows so much as, if you let everyone have unlimited access to safety fireworks, they'll want to spend a bunch of time shooting them at each other and off the party towers and whatnot."

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"- really! Well, that does sound fun if they're as safe as that."

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"They are!  They just kind of tickle."

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"Did it make it hard to see the stars, or are they not that smoky so once things have calmed down it's clear?"

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"They're not smoky or loud.  But New Pretty Town is always lit up enough that it's hard to see the stars there, anyway.  I never really saw them until I went out into the wild."

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"Oh, well, I'm glad you did get to later."

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"Most people don't.  ...Or, I guess Hot-airs sometimes go out pretty far in their balloons, and it's not that weird for crumblies to go hiking; maybe some of them do it at night."  They're almost in the town, now; Kyeo can see that most of the buildings have bare-shingle outsides.  A clock tower on the horizon seems to grow disconcertingly taller as they approach.

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"Crumblies?"

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"Oh, older people.  Used to be just for late pretties - retirees, eighty Earth years old and up - but now it's kind of anyone much older than you.  People call their parents it, sometimes."

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"In the version of the language I have 'late' means among other things 'dead'."

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"This is among the other things.  New pretty, middle pretty, late pretty.  A lot of people spend almost half their lives as late pretties, and it'll probably only become more as life extension gets better."

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"They won't move the threshold?"

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"The threshold is tied to when life extension starts.  It might move some but I'd expect less than at the other end.  If things continued the same as they would have before multiversal contact; they probably won't."

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"Oh, I didn't realize it would start at a specific time."

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"It doesn't; I was speaking generally.  The life stages are tied to numbers until you're a new pretty, but after that they become more - personalized."

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"What I meant was that I was sort of imagining, I don't know, some kind of vitamin cocktail you'd take even in childhood that mostly functioned to extend life later on."

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"I think we have things like that but don't specifically call them life extension.  - This is the town!  What did you want from here, again?  Clothes, a hoverboard... I'm kind of hungry; are you?"

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"Journey got me something to eat not long ago but don't mind me."

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"It's not urgent for me either," he shrugs.  "Clothes first?"

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"Sure."

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Then Zane can lead him to a building with mannequins with all sorts of strange fashions on them.  There's only seven, but one of the outfits zzwornnngs into a new one every twenty seconds or so.  "Hi, Azelda," Zane greets the orange-haired person at the counter.  She waves distractedly.

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Oh wow that's a weird effect with the zzwornnng-ing. Blink blink. "Hello, it's nice to meet you, I'm Kyeo Sebe Luk."

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"Yeah, hi."  She doesn't really look up from her magazine.

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...maybe Zane will explain how the zzwornnng-y store works, then.

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"Do you know what sorts of things you'd like to wear?"

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"I've never had reason to give it much thought. Dark colors, I suppose."

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"Something familiar or new and alien?"

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Kyeo looks at the mannequins in case they will help him answer this question.

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The mannequins are doing an every-other thing with their depicted genders.  Currently on them there's:

  • Jeans; fitted T-shirt printed with a dense array of triangles in slightly different colors, forming a non-monotonic gradient from blue on one shoulder to green on the opposite hip; flat canvas sneakers; fringe-y mesh scarf/poncho
  • A patchwork maxi-skirt with a ruffly brown blouse and kitten heels
  • Black leggings with shorts over them and fashionable lines running down them, jersey-style T-shirt
  • Blue flared capris with a raglan-style - it zzwornnngs into an oversized sweater with jeans before Kyeo can get a good look at it
  • A white suit with small navy accents
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"The triangles are nice though I'm not sure about the shirt they're on," he eventually pronounces.

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"You should be able to mix and match most patterns onto most garment styles.  What sort of shirt do you like?"

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"Something shaped like what I have on but not so... thick and shiny?"

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"Mmhm, so something like..."  Zane flails at a wall and starts scrolling through the holo display that appears.

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Kyeo watches over his shoulder.

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Once Zane's applied enough filters, there are a selection of shirts that are different from Kyeo's current in various ways but are at least somewhat approximately like it.

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"That one is quite close, insofar as I can tell from the picture."

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"And you want it in triangles?"

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"Why not."

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Zane gets this auto-applied and then drags the pattern around in some specific places where it doesn't quite match up with this kind of garment.  "That's one shirt down.  Do you want to try doing this yourself?"

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"I'm not sure I will be able to do it yet, might I watch you do one more?"

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"Sure, let's get you some hoverboarding shoes..."  Zane gestures at the wall, narrating as he goes, until he's styled a pair of grippy shoes how Kyeo wants.  They can get pretty detailed with the styling but at no point does it ask for any sizing information.

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Maybe they are one size fits all! Like hats! He'll take black with dark red for the piping.

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"Do you think you have it now?  I was thinking I might stick around for a couple more and then go grab a snack once it looks like you've got a handle on it."

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"I can give it a try." How does it do at producing dark purple pants. None of these items are going to match but Kyeo has never in his life had to think about that and doesn't start with not getting purple pants.

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Kyeo can do this!

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Does it want to measure him for the pants in some way? Maybe it is covertly doing that by itself with lasers or something.

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It does not.  He may notice that in the upper corner of the wall is - well, not his name as he's used to it, but if he used his knowledge of the new language to say what's there, it would sound approximately like his name.  With a little dropdown triangle next to it.

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What does the dropdown triangle reveal?

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He can select profiles for him or Zane or 'Viralael'.

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Presumably the other people in town just brought their clothes from home. Since they didn't die. He will complete his pants design.

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Zane heads off and is back in ten minutes with a cup full of soft serve and mix-ins.

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Zane really is... successfully pretty. Which is a very frivolous priority for his society but still some kind of a way to behold, now that Kyeo has gotten used to it enough that itโ€™s not instead uncanny.

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"How's it been going?"

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"I haven't been too stumped yet. Though I'm not sure how to ask that any of this actually be made."

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"Once you've got everything you're going to want for today we can bother Azelda and she'll make it for us."

"It's not a bother," says Azelda, not trying particularly hard to sound like she isn't lying.

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Not particularly odd for people to not be excited to do their jobs but at least she knows what she is supposed to say. "I'm not sure how much" is reasonable - no, nothing here is reasonable - "would be too much to carry, or anything."

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"We can load them onto my hoverboard.  Just keep going until you get sick of it, I'd say."

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"Sick of it, really."

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"...I didn't want to say 'bored' right after 'hoverboard' without making it an intentional pun.  Until you don't want to anymore."

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"Ah." How about that brown batik pattern currently shown on model 4, then...

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Once it's clear it's going to be a while, Zane sets to composing himself some more outfits, too.

 

When they're done, Zane shows him how to submit the files and Azelda finally sets down her current magazine.  (She has a pile of them that she's been going through and occasionally taking notes on.)  Once in the middle of the room, she starts floating as if pulled upward by her chest, head and arms extending back and down, and a runic circle appears in glowing purple light on the floor.  She chants in a language with strange phonemes for what feels like a solid minute before falling into a half-kneeling position.  The lighting in the room returns to normal - it got dark, despite the large windows and exterior daylight - and she brushes herself off.  There are a bunch of fancy shopping bags with ribbons for handles where the center of the circle was.

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Zane does not really react to this except by acquiring a grin that lasts through him doing something to make the hoverboard float and sorting out the bags, arranging his on one end and spreading out Kyeo's over the rest.

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"- You okay?"

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"Does that happen every time?"

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"Yeah."

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"Why?"

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"It's magic," explains Azelda, dubiously.

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"The interface is technology but it takes time to print things and I wanted a vacation in time dilation before I have to deal with going to my sister's wedding, and I can do this, so I'm here."

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She goes back to taking notes on her magazine.

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"Are you sure you don't want ice cream or chocolate or something?"

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"If you recommend it," he says vaguely.

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"...Yeah, I think I do."  He slings an arm around Kyeo like he's afraid he's going to fall over and makes a gesture with his other hand; the hoverboard starts following behind them.

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And they can go?  To the restaurant?

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Yeah.

...Journey's demonstrations weren't so elaborate or prolonged and they were also - Journey had preferences about Kyeo's beliefs and nothing else to do but try to bring them about.

Azelda spent a minute away from her magazine to pull off that, when the magazine was very clearly the only thing she preferred.

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The milkshake is really good, though the atmosphere's cooler here than he's used to and he's shivering a little before he's more than a quarter of the way through it.

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"Are you - going into shock?"

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"Am I what? It's cold," he murmurs.

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"Oh.  You got at least one sweater, right; what color -"  He starts rifling through the bags.

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Kyeo did not intentionally get a sweater because he's not used to adding layers to keep warm being a thing, but did wind up with one anyway that he was expecting to wear as a shirt; it's a Fair Isle pullover in red and blue and off-white.

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Zane passes it to him once he finds it.

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Well, now he is staring at the sweater in his hands instead of drinking the milkshake, but he doesn't put it on right away.

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Zane gives him a minute before trying any more interventions.

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Yeah, that's long enough that he puts the sweater on.

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"You were surprised by the magic?" Zane eventually guesses.

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Nod.

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"Was it... something about the presentation, or that it happened at all?"

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"It didn't... seem like it had to be magic, when Journey did things."

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"...I think if I had not been convinced by Journey, this wouldn't necessarily convince me either."

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"...if you say so."

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"They could be - tinting the windows and dimming the lights, and projecting light through the floor, and we already know they have gravity tricks much more complicated than this..."

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Well now he feels stupid but she really did not seem to care if they believed in magic when she put down her magazine to do her job for one minute! It will sound stupid to say that. He shouldn't have said anything. Or made facial expressions. He will drink more of the milkshake instead now that he has warmed up the inside of the sweater.

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"To be clear, I believe in magic.  Or, it makes sense to me that there are universes with different physics systems that can reasonably be summarized that way in comparison to ours.  Just, everything about... actually maybe I should say this later.  Elsewhere."

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...are they obviously supervised?

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There's someone slouching behind the counter staring off into the middle distance perpendicular to them.

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That is a fine excuse to not have this conversation. Kyeo applies himself to his milkshake.

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"Have you ever done anything like hoverboarding?"

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"I don't know very much about what it's like, but nothing obviously so."

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"I think the closest Rusty equivalents are skateboarding and surfing?"

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"No, I haven't tried those."

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"Well, this'll be a fun learning experience, then.  Unless you don't find it fun; Vira-la tried it once and hasn't since.  But it's something to do, here."

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"I'll be happy to try it."

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"We can go pick one up as soon as you're done eating."

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"It's very tasty," Kyeo says. Sip.

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"I hope you're not too full.  They have calorie purgers here, if you need."

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"I've never heard of them."

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"They kick your metabolism into high gear for a while.  Make your heart beat faster.  Tally and I used to use them to think, to make our minds clear, back when we were... in New Pretty Town together."  He gazes off, for a moment.  "But, you know, they still work for the intended purpose."

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"The intended purpose being?"

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"Well, purging calories."

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"That much is in the name, but what for?"

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"For when you - oh.

"For when you eat too much."

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"Can't you simply not eat too much?"

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"Yes."

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Then why would you have such a thing... it doesn't matter. He has room for the milkshake.

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Sip.

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"Do you like the food here?"

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"Yes, it's lovely."

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Sure, it is not actually necessary to keep a conversation going.

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"Do you mean lovely for real or lovely like the safety fireworks are a lovely backdrop to all the horrible things about my society?"

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"...the food being lovely doesn't make the rest of this whole thing all right."

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Some tension falls out of Zane's face, like that answer was somehow relieving, but a note of the worried confusion comes back in a moment later.

It is a large but not enormous milkshake, so Kyeo finishes it before Zane thinks of something else to say.

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Is it obvious what to do with the cup?

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There's a window with a hand-markered 'BUS YOUR DISHES' sign over it.

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Communicating this instruction via sign in a restaurant is odd but not hard to understand. He BUSes his DISH.

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Then Zane can lead him to the General Store.  This one has people in it!  They will have to wait in line.

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What are they getting here?

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It's kind of hard to hear what people are getting at the front of the line; people are chatting, but he can see what people are coming out with.  This guy's got a throwing disc, this lady some bubble wrap, this guy with a toddler strapped to him and a small child holding his hand a cluster of balloons large enough that he has to squeeze out the door, this person Kyeo can't tell the gender of with a plain brown package.  They seem to be getting them by talking to an old man in robes and a pointy hat.

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...there's something disquieting about this store but he will wait and see what Zane has in mind.

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"Apparently this guy is some sort of wizard who can mostly only make things that last a day.  But it goes off the time in his home universe, so that's really long here.  Years at least."

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"Huh."

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"He's kind of tricky and only wants to make things he wants to make.  In this case it'll probably just be color options, and he'll give you a choice between a few of them."

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"Color options for..."

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"Oh, your hoverboard?"

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"Ah. Well, I would hardly know how else to customize it."

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"The non-Special ones are all pretty much the same," he nods.

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One of the people who comes in after them cuts in line to be next to them.

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"Oh, hi, Vira-la; this is Kyeo; Kyeo, Vira-la.  It's not polite to cut in line; do you want to move to the back?"

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"I donโ€™t mind going to the back of the queue."

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Zane moves them back.  "So, what are you getting today?"

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"I need more pillows."

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"What do you do with more than one pillow?"

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"Have a nest."

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"Like a bird?"

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"No."

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...okay. "Can you pronounce your name for me so I can see if I can say it properly?"

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"Viralael."

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"Viralael," he repeats carefully.

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"No, Viralael.  Llllllaellll."

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"Viralael?"

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"No."

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"...it seems like it might be very inconvenient to have an unpronounceable name."

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"Yes."  She sounds sad about it.

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...okay, well, he can probably just avoid referring to her by name if she won't be courteous enough to tolerate the pronunciation or a shortening or a nickname but it's pretty inconsiderate.

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"We're here to get Kyeo a hoverboard."

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"I don't want one."

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"I know that.  You told me before, and I remembered.  I don't want you to do things you don't want to."

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She doesn't really seem to want to talk but she cut in line to stand with Zane. Maybe she just wants a more companionable silence than is available in her nest.

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There at least aren't actually that many people in here, and the line moves pretty quickly.

 

The old man on the throne asks in a lilting, almost whiny voice, "What material seekest thou, that I may provide to thee right now?"

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Must be a dialect. "...a hoverboard. Thank you."

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"Hmm, yes, a hoverboard; I've seen.  Black and blue or gray and green?"  He's going kind of overboard with the vocal fry.

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"Black and blue, thank you."

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His hands are also not moderated when he waves them around in conjuration.  "As you request, it will be done.  Now take your material and be gone."  He slants the pronunciations so they rhyme.

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What a strange person. Presuming this performance is accompanied by a hoverboard he will take it.

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Yup!

He starts with the same couplet to Viralael and she requests her pillows to similar rhymes.

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Oh, he was asked to be gone actually so he is not lingering to witness this.

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Zane follows.  "We can drop off clothes at cabins and then I can give you a first lesson?"

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"That sounds great."

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"What did you think of Vira-la?"

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"...I'm not sure why she sought us out."

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"...I think she tends to gravitate toward me despite not really liking me because I'm willing to explain things to her and help smooth over situations.  Or maybe she does like me some amount; it's hard to tell.  She still doesn't really know how to be an autonomous person."

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"I guess that makes sense."

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"She might also be lonely.  I sure have been."

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"...there are people around. You seem to have learned all their names."

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"Well, yes.  I guess so."  Zane looks kind of embarrassed.

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Kyeo is not sure why that's embarrassing but he's also not sure why it's compatible with loneliness.

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"It's just been kind of hard to come by - extended, meaningful conversation."

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"The shopkeepers do not seem out to make friends," allows Kyeo.

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"They're really not.  I'm - glad you're here, is what I'm saying.  Selfishly."

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"I'm glad you are less lonely."

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"Thanks.  I will try to prevent it on your end even though you probably have friends you're missing too."

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"Thank you."

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It's not that long of a walk back to their cabins.  Zane helps unload the clothes.

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There they all are in the dresser drawers.

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"You might want to change into something better for moving around."

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"You said these were the hoverboard shoes?" Kyeo asks, picking out more flexibly roomy articles of clothing.

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"Those are the ones."  He steps out of the room.

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Kyeo emerges a couple of minutes later in a hideously clashy ensemble. The fact that he went with all dark colors saves it from looking outright random, which makes it worse somehow.

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Zane smiles at him.

"The ones here come charged.  Normally when someone requisitions one at home it doesn't, to try and forcing-function people into reading the manual.  I can teach you everything you need to know, but as part of that, the first part - this is dangerous.  You can go fast and high on a hoverboard; that's the point of it."

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"Presumably when starting out you begin low and slow?"

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"Ideally, yeah.  Go ahead and put on your crash bracelets; they'll keep you from hitting the ground and spend your momentum in circles.  It's not comfortable, but they make it not a disaster to spill."

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Bracelets: on.

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"And there's this weird belt thing that's meant to hold the belly sensor; you can put it on under your shirt.  This part goes at the front, right over your center of gravity."

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"What does it sense?"

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"Where you are in relation to the board, mostly.  When you're clenching your muscles in advance of turns, it'll pick stuff like that up too.  And it's smart; it'll learn how you ride over time and communicate that to the board."

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"How convenient. I just step onto it?"

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"Not yet.  First let's talk about your stance -" and Zane can walk him through a lot of body placement details fully on the ground.  Keep a wide stance, lean like this for turns and like so for speed control; altitude changes are like this...  Once he adjusts Kyeo's feet for him.

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That's probably a normal thing to do.

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And after that substantial amount of instruction, they're ready to actually ride!

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Hooray! Kyeo will be responsible about staying low and slow, unless of course he fucks up in a way that tells the hoverboard to do something other than that.

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It is kind of easy to do that.  Not very easy, but if he loses his balance at all the issues tend to spiral.  One of these he recovers from but the next he spills off the board and goes spinning painfully by his wrists, before his momentum's spent and the bracelets set him gently down.

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"Ow."

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"You okay?"

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"I think so. A little dizzy."

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He nods sympathetically.  "You can twist a crash bracelet to call your board back."

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Like that!  It floats sedately over.

"Do you want to get right back into it or do you want to take a break to have the conversation we didn't in the restaurant or something?"

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"Woah, okay," Zane grins.  "Right back at it."

Once Kyeo's suceeded at going in a straight line for a while, Zane suggests adding some wobbles.  His example makes a graceful sine wave.

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Kyeo tries to copy this gamely.

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He can get a few in before his next fall off the board.  This one's less spinny; he just kind of tips off.

 

 

After an hour or so, he can pretty successfully keep the board at a steady jogging sort of pace and take very wide turns to face and then go any direction he wants for several minutes at a time.  He's getting pretty fatigued; despite his general fitness, his feet are sore from clenching and trying to grip onto the board, his arms are tired from holding them out for balance, and in general it uses muscles in somewhat different ways than he's used to.  And that's aside from the falls which sometimes put quite a lot of strain on his arms and wrists.

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This is not an important operation nor even training for one. He stops to sit on his board and rest.

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"Done for the day, or just for a bit?"

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"I'm not sure yet."

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"You should have some water."

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"That's a good idea. I didn't think to bring any."

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"We'd have to ask the wizard for a water bottle, but I think your cabin should have cups and faucets.  If not mine does."

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Hmm does it feel easier to walk there or hoverboard.

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Hoverboard, as long as he starts braking well before the buildings.  His fine maneuvering is still not really there yet.

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He gets back up and sets a course for home. If you want to call it that.

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Zane follows, giving him plenty of room.  Until they're off the boards, then he follows Kyeo into his cabin at a normal distance.

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Kyeo takes note of hoverboard-relevant personal space norms. It is maybe slightly impolite of Zane to follow Kyeo in but it would not be politer to object so he doesn't. Water?

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Zane points him to the cupboard with the glasses, "If it's the same as mine."  (It is.)  They're cut from crystal in a variety of colors.

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"Pretty." Water.

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"Yeah."

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...does Zane not want to get his own water. Kyeo doesn't really feel enough ownership of this cupboardful of cups to think he is importantly in a position to gatekeep them but sure. He will pour Zane some too.

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"Thanks.  You're really good at hoverboarding, did you know?  For a beginner."

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"Am I? Thank you. It's fun."

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"It's possible it's just that you're an adult who has a lot of physical skills in comparison to the - adolescents, who are usually the ones learning this.  But I'm still impressed."

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"People don't - put off picking it up, where you're from?"

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"Plenty of people just never learn at all.  But once you're pretty..."

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"...then you don't want to? Why?"

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"Because of the brain damage inflicted during the operation.  Hoverboarding is hard, so - people don't want to."

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"Is it only learning it they don't want to do or do they also stop doing it if they already picked it up?"

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"It's rare for a city pretty to hoverboard but not unheard of."

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"Do the children... plan around this, or do they not notice that older cohorts are this way?"

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"I'd say... people definitely notice, and might do some planning around it.  Even if they chalk it up to, 'once you're pretty all your insecurities fall away and you can just be happy and satisfied'.  Even for things it's nonsensical to explain with that."

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"It's bogus."

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Sip.

"I can show you how to work the screen, if you'd like.  Once you decide you're done hoverboarding for a while."

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"I'd appreciate that."

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"The stuff they have for us to watch is really interesting.  Maybe you'll be able to help me pick apart how much of that is normal for cultures that aren't mine and how much of it is as strange to you as the show we're going to be a part of."

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"I can try. What about it seemed odd to you?"

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"Lots of different things.  ...Animation, especially, but I know that's in my Earth's history, too.  Cultural attitudes, I suppose."

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"Animation is not very popular on Ibyabek either but we have some for some things. I canโ€™t expect my culture to be much like the local one, though."

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"Not all of the media is from local culture!  Most of it is, though, especially if you count the pre-multiversal-contact stuff as being from the same one."

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"Is it obviously distinct by provenance, culturally, to an outsider?"

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"At least some of them are.  I might be grouping some together that are in fact distinct, who knows."

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"Huh. Well, I don't mind giving my perspective on it."

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"Maybe if you're such a quick learner on a hoverboard that we run out of stuff to do besides watch screens, you could teach me to sing?"

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"I've never tried to teach it - what happens if you try to sing?"

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"Oh, well, I mean - green team hey ho; green team go, go; show 'em what you practiced for, and give another greenie score."  He is, as far as Kyeo's able to guess without knowing the song, on pitch, and his voice is perfectly lovely - maybe the operation did something there, too - but he's got no confidence and so the notes come out quiet and undersupported.

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"Huh. You're not bad but you sound like you expect a choir and are trying not to steal the ear."

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"That sounds about right.  It's not a priority, but, you know, if we get bored, maybe you can teach me to steal the ear like you do."

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"I will try to think on how I might explain it," Kyeo nods.

Is there in this kitchen a portable water bottle?

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"Perhaps I should ask the... wizard... about a water bottle."

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"Perhaps.  Probably, even.

 

"The thing I was going to say earlier is that - everything about our environment since we died has been meticulously controlled.  The people here are here for our benefit.  So there's the question of, do we think they hired incredible actors who can deceive us about things, or do we take them at their word and their seeming, right?"

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"They're not... consistently on-message."

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"Right.  ...I agree, but I'm curious what examples of this you've experienced."

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"It appeared to matter to Journey that I believe in magic on his say-so. The clothing shop girl, I've forgotten her name, I don't think she cared. She could have been pretending not to care, but..."

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"...I think if it had mattered to Journey, and there wasn't a thing it made sense to call magic on their say-so, they would have found someone to put in Azelda's role who was a perfect actor and willing to go through some inconvenience to pretend."

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"Perhaps." Why are they establishing so laboriously that Kyeo is gullible?

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"The thing is, though, I didn't get the impression that Journey cared about whether I believed in magic.  He did a demonstration which was not actually convincing to me, but I pretended because it seemed like the smart thing to do, to pick your battles with people who apparently have total control over you.  And then a notecard appeared saying that I didn't have to do that."

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"...how odd."

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"And the notecards proceeded to make some observations on things that were only in my head - not even currently, things I'd thought about before.  It's... not wholly implausible that there could be some sort of highest-technological way to observe a person's thoughts directly.  But their whole history, things they thought years ago?  It didn't seem that implausible that there could be universes with different physics, if we posit other universes being real and accessible."

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Kyeo nods.

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"So.  I believe in magic.  And I'm still somewhat suspicious of the shopkeepers."

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"....I would not claim to trust them in general."

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"I do not mean to act like I am not in the company of strangers in a strange place. How many and how they're watching doesn't matter very much."

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"...I had a hoverboard spill.  Normally it's hard to do it quite that badly, but I asked for a bunch of reflex upgrades, and they gave them to me, and I was testing them out.  I broke my collarbone."  He rubs at his left one, thoughtful.  "And my board.  And - no one came to fix it, so I walked back, and I think I might have passed out a time or two, or at least lost track of time.  When I got into town, the first person I encountered seemed shocked, and it took them a while to hail production staff but once they were contacted they came in an instant and fixed me up.  And offered me, several times, a panic button I could use to summon them myself.

"Obviously that all could have been a ruse, too, but..."

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"...well, I'm not going to assume the strangers are helpful or talking to each other."

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"Sure.  I'm just saying all this because... it seems like you should know.  And it's good to have someone to talk it over with."

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"Thank you."

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"You're welcome."

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Off to see the wizard about a water bottle?

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Zane follows him outside but goes for some more boarding instead of sticking with him.

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Viralael is in line again when he gets there.

 

 

She un-cuts to stand next to him.

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...acknowledging nod.

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She doesn't reciprocate it.

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He could tell her that in his culture that is rude but a) why should she care and b) then he will be having a conversation with her. He ignores the staring and instead looks at the heels of the person ahead of him in line, or at the wizard when he does wizardry.

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The wizard is repeating a lot of his rhymes.  The heels of the person in front of him have little flappy wings attached to their sneakers.

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Huh. Decorative or functional? Honestly both possibilities are disturbing.

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It isn't clear from the way they're standing in line. 

When it's his turn: "Speak thee now of your humble request, and in fulfilling it I'll do my best.  Not!  Hoo hoo hoo hoo," the wizard laughs.

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"I would like a water bottle, please."

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"And so a water bottle thou shalt receive.  Will plastic or metal be your reprieve?"

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His reprieve - maybe the wizard, like Zane, speaks a different dialect of Whatever Language This Is - "Metal, thank you."

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And he gets one.  Anodized in a teal and maroon diamond pattern.

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"Beautiful, thank you again." And he gets out of the next person's way.

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Well, it's Viralael.  "I want some more slimes."

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...presumably if it's "more" slimes the wizard knows what she means and it is his understanding, not Kyeo's, that matters here.

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The wizard sighs.  "You'll get better results if you use more politeness, but here are the slimes you requested, 'your highness'."

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"I don't know how to do that."  But she takes the little plastic tub full of shimmery goop and heads for the door.

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Kyeo's not very far ahead of her. "He probably just means you should say please and thank you."

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"I've tried that.  It didn't work."

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"...it didn't work?"

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"He said it was rude."

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"...maybe you sounded sarcastic."

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"I don't really understand what that is."

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"Insincere?"

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"Zane-la has not tried to explain that one to me."

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"Sincerity is meaning the things you say and sarcasm is a kind of not meaning what you say. People can identify it in tone of voice even if context doesn't suffice."

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"I am bad at doing tone of voice in ways humans like."

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"I'm not sure how you might go about learning it now, unfortunately. Did you mean it, when you said please and thank you? That might help."

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"............Zane-la said it was a 'speech act' for politeness, which means that if I say it, I am being polite.  He taught me about lies but I don't think a speech act can be a lie because you do the politeness when you say it."

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"'Thank you' is not a statement, so I guess it can't be a lie, but you can still mean it or not."

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"I don't know what it means."

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"That you appreciate that someone did something for you."

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"People do say thank you without meaning it, it just might be a shortcut to sounding polite if you were saying it sincerely."

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"That isn't how Zane-la explained it."

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"We are from different places."

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"Why haven't you been saying the 'please and' part."

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"It would be a lot of extra words to go through both examples for every point."

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"What do you mean both examples."

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"Please is one and thank you is the other."

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"I thought it was one thing to say.  What does please mean?"

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"That you're making a request rather than a demand."

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She puzzles about this for a moment.

"But then I might not get what I want."

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"I don't know how exactly things are set up around here. But in normal situations people will choose not to give you things specifically because you demand them instead of asking nicely, if you do. Even though asking nicely also doesn't always work."

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"That's perverse."

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"...not really."

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"It has to be, or I wouldn't have said it.  I didn't have a language before this."

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"...I don't think that makes you smarter."

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"I didn't say it made me smarter.  It means I don't use words wrong."

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"I wasn't talking about the word."

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"Then I don't know what you meant."

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"It's not perverse that if you're unpleasant people won't want to do things for you!"

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Silence! Silence is an improvement. Why did he let himself get drawn into this at all. Does she already know where his assigned house is and if she doesn't does he want her to have this information.

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Well, his cottage is one in a cluster of three.

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That is suggestive. Alas. He will go into his cottage. He does not want her to follow him in and is willing, given that she doesn't know any etiquette and won't meaningfully catch him, to be slightly rude in how snug he keeps the door aperture as he enters.

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One way or another, this causes her to not enter his house.

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Great. Does he have a freezer? Now that he has been oriented to things like "you need a water bottle if you are going to do an athletic activity outdoors" in spite of the fact that it is cold and he is in a bewildering magical universe, best practices are that if you have a freezer you should freeze your half-full water bottle sideways.

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There are both a minifridge and a minierfreezer, yes, as cupboards.

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Great. He will put his half-full water bottle sideways in the minifreezer. And look out the window to see if she is lurking.

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Nope.

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Oh good.

Is there anything to do in this cottage while he's waiting for the water bottle to enable further hoverboarding? - he can sing again, if the answer is otherwise "no".

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Well, there's the screen.

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Zane was going to show him that but he is not sure where Zane is right now and it feels very presumptuous to go knock on his door. Especially since that is a plausible Viralael destination. Does it yield to some poking?

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Yes!  He can locate the remote and turn on the screen and boot up into "DisneyPlus+" without too much trouble.

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Great. What is on offer?

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SO MUCH.

The initial bar of splash images advertises 'Renaissance Classics', such as Beauty and the Beast, but if he can figure out the arrows he can browse through TV, family movies, action/adventure, animation, educational...

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He has no more specific itinerary and will watch Beauty and the Beast.

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Well, which version.  He can pick from a long list of Earths-with-a-number-after them or do an amalgamated cut or randomize it.

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...amalgamated cut he guesses.

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This version is like four hours long, he finds out when he sits on the remote and pauses it.

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Maybe that's normal. If anything interrupts him he will pick up later. He will determine experimentally which button is the pause one before he needs it.

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If he didn't close the curtains he might catch a glance out his window of Zane boarding.  Doing completely insane tricks, actually.  Going upside down and diving from heights.

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He did not close the curtains! That's neat! Though he is presently, once he allows enough of it to play post-button-figuring, distracted back to the movie by its overture.

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'The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his twenty-first year.  If he could learn to love another, and earn their love in return, by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken..."

The pacing's really weird; there are a lot of nearly-repeated cuts with slight variation, and long gaps between the lines of dialogue.  It's not as if he's familiar with the music but it sounds like they might be adding vamps and repeats into it.

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Maybe he doesn't want the amalgamated cut after all. He backs out and switches to a - actually no if Zane's in earshot and not actively entertaining Viralael he'll just ask him. Out he steps.

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Zane is only intermittently in earshot, but Viralael's not around so this doesn't cause any problems for Kyeo.  He zooms over once he sees Kyeo waving.

"Hi!  What's up?"

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"I was trying to figure out which version of a movie to watch. I also don't know if it's a good choice of movie, it was just the first thing presented."

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"Sure, let's take a look."

Zane stays on the board, and with Kyeo walking he's apparently willing to float a lot closer than when Kyeo was flying.  He goes right up to the edge of the cottage, too, before hopping off and landing neatly with the board under his arm.

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Data about personal space norms, Kyeo supposes? Anyway, here is the menu of options for Beauty and the Beast.

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"I started out picking Earth 1 for a while, and that's basically a fine option, I think.  Though it turns out it's - a little weird."

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"How so?"

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"It seems more - adversarial, than the rest.  Movies from it tend to have more disguises, and schemes, and... the kids movies and comedies are more careful not to have background destruction and death but the intense fare has more of it."

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"...is that the culture we're supposed to acclimate to?"

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"Maybe one of them.  But there are a lot of other Earths on offer, and I haven't found anything credited to that one from later than the 2020s.  So I think not entirely."

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"Huh. How did they choose the numbers, do you know?"

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"I don't."

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"Okay. Should I watch this one? Or is there another one you wanted me to see?"

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"I liked this one fine.  ...I guess it's a little weird what with the rose and the coerced romance, but I found it enjoyable anyway."

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Kyeo puts on the Earth 1 version.

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The pacing in this one is much less strange!

Zane lounges an arm over the back of the couch, but, you know, over it.  Not ending up very near Kyeo.

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That is nothing to be concerned about and so instead of being concerned about it Kyeo will take something out of his pocket and put it under his tongue.

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Zane observes this somewhat quizzically, but when Kyeo doesn't seem inclined to elaborate he turns back to watch the movie.

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Yes, what does happen after the more streamlined intro?

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The plot of Beauty and the Beast does!  Belle wants more than this provincial life, her father is inventing the buzzsaw, and Gaston's a jerk!

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The language of the film is sufficient to establish that the movie's creators didn't approve of something about Gaston but Kyeo is not actually certain what.

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Belle's father gets lost!  He takes shelter in a castle where the furniture talks and has faces and stuff!

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This is weird and would not be screened on Ibyabek but itโ€™s, like, watchable.

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There's a beast!  All of the furniture people including the bravadacious multitool / utility knife guy are scared of him.

Belle exchanges her freedom for her father's.  The beast tries to get along with her because of the rose curse thing but he does kind of a bad job for kind of a while.

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He is really very bad at this yeah. It doesn't seem like the curse is improving him on the axes that got him cursed at all.

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Eventually he gets better!  Maybe not better enough faster enough though; Belle's gone to rescue her father and the drama is rising.

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The magic mirror that can show you faraway things is sure some kind of way.

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It wasn't too late after all!  Happily ever after.

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Good for them. Hopefully her dad has no hard feelings about the original circumstances of their meeting. Or she will live in the castle and never see her father again after she gets married, that's also possible.

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"I like that one.  The sexism is really uncomfortable, but...  It's supposed to be, I guess.  So that's just effective storytelling."

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"The sexism?"

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"Treating women as inferior."

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"...are you talking about the protagonist or the feather duster or what?" The film clearly takes the position that Belle is a highly admirable person. She doesnโ€™t have to do nearly as much character development as the beast and is not narratively punished like Gaston.

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"The protagonist.  The way Gaston treated her."

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"- oh the characters. The movie clearly admires her."

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"Right.  Effective storytelling."

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"It was that, yes."

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"You liked it?"

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"I don't know that I should watch the director's entire output before looking into anything else that's out there but it was well done!"

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"Score two for the recommendation system, I guess."

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"There's a system?"

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"It chose what to put in front of you first somehow, is all I mean.  It was the same for me the first time I opened it."

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"The same movie? I was imagining a - movie of the day that someone chose."

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"If so then it's been the same day the whole time."

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"That is how you said the wizard works."

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"Yeah.  That's cooler, though.  - If you want to get in some more hoverboarding before it gets dark, we should get on that."

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"My water bottle is probably iced now." He goes and gets the empty half filled.

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And Zane can give him more instruction on how to traverse the world on a flying board!

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Whee!

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Now that Kyeo's got a handle on the basics, Zane occasionally zooms away to perform some of his tricks from before.  At a distance where he's definitely not going to run into Kyeo, but is still visible.

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It's really cool! Kyeo is pretty conservative about attempting anything exotic himself, in case something is harder than it looks.

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Also, some of them look quite hard.  Sometimes he manages them but sometimes he goes flying off to get swung around or - wow, okay, this one he recovers even though he was 45ยบ upside down and falling away from his board for a second there.

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How do you recover once you've completely lost contact with the board, is there a way to make the bracelets help or what?

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It happened pretty fast, but from what Kyeo can tell it's not so much that the bracelets looked like they were pulling Zane up as it is the board kept going along a curved path and ended up under Zane as he uninverted.

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Neat. Plausibly requires those enhancements that Zane has and Kyeo does not though, and he is still a beginner. Conservative nyooming for Kyeo.

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Sometimes Zane stops and watches him do that from afar.

After Kyeo's gone a decent chunk of time only moving in ways he wants to, Zane approaches.  "You wanna try out some slaloms?"

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"Sure! How do I do that?"

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"I have some flags set up this way."  He putters along at a speed Kyeo can safely keep up with.

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And Kyeo will attempt slaloming the flags.

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It's harder than floating around willy-nilly!  He falls the first few times.

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That is not unexpected and he will tolerate it like a good sport.

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"So, that section from about two-thirds of the way through to the end might actually be easier if you take it faster."

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Kyeo contemplates this counterintuitive advice, then nods and gives that a try.

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He - well, first he spills before he can get to that section.  But on the next try he completes the course!

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Hooray! Better try it again to make sure it wasn't a fluke.

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On this one he nearly falls off towards the beginning but recovers and, yes, makes it to the end again.

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Yay.

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Over the next few days, Kyeo gets pretty good at hoverboarding.  The media selection and the third contestant both continue to be weird; the food continues to be decadent.  The non-contestant residents continue to range between offputting and unobtrusive.

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The idea that this set of neighbors is supposed to acculturate him is really disconcerting about the culture they want him to have. Is he supposed to be offputting and unobtrusive? Well, he doesn't have to take the hint.

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A few nights in (there are stars, here, artificially vivid with colored clouds of facsimile stardust around them) Zane knocks on his door with a hoverboard under one arm and a hefty bag under the other.

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Kyeo is inside (he did watch the stars for a while but it's so cold and a few days hasn't adjusted him enough to stay out looking at them for hours) and lets him in. "Good evening."

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"And to you!  Want to have a safety fireworks fight?"

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"You'd have to teach me!"

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"It's hard to mess up."  He pulls one out of a pocket, aims it away from the cottage, and pulls a string.  A trail of golden sparkles shoot off before exploding into a satisfying dandelion puff of a sphere.  It sizzles and pops but doesn't really boom.

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"And these can hit anything and it's fine?"

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"Well, Vira-la doesn't really like them, so we should head out and farther away, but they won't hurt anything."  He takes a little one - it turns out to be a sparkler - and offers it to Kyeo, pointy little bits of light bouncing and dancing off his hands.

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How charming. Sparkle sparkle! "Why doesn't she like them?"

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It tickles, when the cool sparks fall on him.  "I think she didn't like the way they felt."

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"Well, I don't seem to mind it, if they're all like so."

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"Pretty much!  The ones that are bigger are that but more.  Let's go; bring your board."

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Kyeo fetches it and follows, hovering.