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Beau wants to try and date Rubelite
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"They and another species staged a proxy war on a third species's homeworld and the Presger won."

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"...I have some guesses about what happened but maybe not very good ones."

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"The other two species are all dead. The Presger decided this was bad and it was against it, but only after it did it."

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"Do you like the Presger?" is eventually what he lands on.

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"No. I would try to if it were important to my rapport with it, but it's not."

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...Nod.

"Do you want beds now or to wait until, um, you're going to wake up?"

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"These sleep on a rolling basis, it would be neat to have a bed for the next one which will do that."

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"Do you have color preferences?"

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"Hmmmmmmm I think I don't."

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More of the same, then.  He does the layers separately rather than in one long piece; it seems like that'd be hard to handle.

While it's going, he wonders, "Do I get a tour, or are you worried I'll magically mess something up?"

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"I don't very much think that but you are magic and also human. I don't have practice with humans and I don't even have data about magic."

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"...I was going to say that I can't do any magic that isn't near the artefacts without starting sewing myself, but I guess something happened to send me here, so maybe something weirder is going on."

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"And believing you about that is a practice with humans thing," says Rubelite. "I can't rely on my backups or getting help from the Presger or anything." Abruptly he remembers the milkshake and shotguns it.

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"Yeah."  Beau stacks the furs into a beddish shape.  "Is this place okay for me, or is it just that we can't move the artefacts so I might as well stay here?"

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Rubelite looks at the empty milkshake glass. "We can't move them? This is a fine place. I do have rooms and this is a hallway but that doesn't matter very much, I'll be able to get these by you."

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"If there's part of you that's a forklift or something - or if the humanoid parts of you are really strong - then we can move them.  I definitely can't, though."

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"These are probably stronger than you but not by a lot."

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"If you have a way to break concrete, that could maybe work..."

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"That won't destroy the item?"

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"Break concrete carefully," he revises.  "They're probably indestructible, but I don't think either of us want to come close to finding that out."

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"I can get hand tools that will break concrete."

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"...We can think about it."

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"Okay. I want another milkshake."

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Strawberry this time.

"Do you have windows?"

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This one does not get drunk quite as quickly.

"No, but I have cameras and screens."

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