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Beau wants to try and date Rubelite
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Rubelite sticks his hands in the fur as it emerges. Fortunately he was not really using his hands to eat so they're clean!

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It's soft!

"Normally you sleep on the floor?"

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"Yes. Don't step on any of these. It's okay to step on the floor of me."

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"It's pretty uncommon for humans to step on each - on what looks like other humans.  Especially on purpose."  He finishes folding the fur into a stack and sets it down where (...this part of) Rubelite was standing a minute ago.

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"That's good." Pet pet the fur.

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"You can sit on it."

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He tries this. "I can!"

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"Something like this is a lot better than the floor, to me.  I don't know if you're not as - squishy, or something.  In the human-y bits.  But you can have beds, if you want them."

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"That might be nice! Sometimes three of these are asleep at the same time."

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"Are any of you as tall as me?"

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"This one is tied for tallest."

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Except for the ship part, he guesses.  He can appreciate that Rubelite is doing enough context translation to not count that.  There are probably a lot of instances of that happening which are going over Beau's head.  "What's the laundry like here?  Are we free to chuck things into space if they get too dirty or could that cause some sort of problem?"

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"That could cause some sort of problem. I have a recycler. I also have a fabricator but mostly only know how to use it for the nutrient paste I usually eat and spare parts."

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"What sort of things can your recycler take?"

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"It is rated for most things I would expect to find on Earth of your time except probably we should not try the magic things for more reasons than one."

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"I think the big things are literally indestructible.  Like they've taken some out to the desert and nuked them and they were literally just fine.  So, yeah.  - But that's because they're the highest tier; not every magic thing is like that."

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"Wow! There are things that can destroy more stuff than nukes but it's actually somewhat difficult to deliver more peak damage output!"

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"But do you think your recycler will be fine with the furs even though they were made by magic?  I don't think they still are."

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"I think so, but we maybe shouldn't try right away, because I do not have anywhere I can dock to get more advanced repairs if something goes wrong. So please don't make more than fits comfortably and usefully on me."

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"It will be really hard to clean food out of these."

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"Then we should not eat near them."

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"I could also print covers that are more washable with whatever you normally use for, uh, these.  They won't be soft in the same way.  I guess I'll probably want to make those for the beds anyway."

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"You don't know what a recycler is, do you."

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"...Maybe not."

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"So when you said it would be hard to get food out of these then that was not because you knew that."

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