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Beau wants to try and date Rubelite
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"What does your recycler do?"

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"It can recycle all of a thing into component particles, but it can also just remove contaminants from an object."

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"Oh, I'd guessed the first thing but not the second.  ... Though I guess it follows, if you're working that finely anyway.  - Are you worried about recycling contaminants off of the furs?"

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"Not really."

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"Great.  ...Do you want to learn how most people wear clothes."

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"You don't know things about most people because you are from a time when humanity does not span very many planets. And that's if I limit the scope of your suggestion to humans and human-like-with-respect-to-clothes entities."

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"When are you from?"

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"If I make some assumptions about your calendar in spite of the thing where you have magic and I don't know that to have featured in any early decimation events, I was built in what would have been Earth's year 5,433."

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"What do you mean, 'early decimation events'."

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"I don't know if magic works this way but with technology it gets easier and easier to kill more and more people until disgruntled juveniles can do it, if nobody is making that very very hard to do without getting notice before they finish."

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"Oh.

What - happened - that you do know about?"

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"A lot of things have happened because it has been thousands of years."

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"...The earliest one?"

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"2080, combination misaligned AI and atmospheric flerghenti. All the computers on the planet were destroyed and humans could not survive outdoors without substantial gear anywhere in the tropics for three hundred years and coconuts among other crop and wild species went extinct."

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He prints out another 'chair' for himself and gets it set up, but before he sits on it he produces two cupcakes from the cornucopia and offers one to Rubelite.  "Coconut flavor."

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"Thank you!"

Yeah if Beau doesn't say anything the cupcake wrapper is getting eaten too but fortunately Rubelite is starting with the frosting so there's a moment to get in there with a warning.

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"You're welcome."

Beau is kind of absorbed in thinking; he's not fast enough.  And once he catches sight of what's happening there's not a lot to do but stare.

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....Except that it really does take a while to chew that much paper, so apparently he has the time to work up to - "You're not really supposed to eat the wrapper."

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"Oh." Then some of it is going to reverse course out of his mouth.

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Yep.  Sure.  "I don't think it'll hurt you, it's just not really food.  If you're still hungry I can make you more things."

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"I am not strictly speaking hungry but have not begun to exceed unwise maximum calorie intake for this."

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Vanilla milkshake.  With a cherry, and a twisty red and white striped straw.

"Any luck on figuring out where we are?"

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"I think we're closer to the Geck homeworld than to Earth. I am not detecting any signals from the Geck, but I wouldn't, because they would not have had radio long enough ago to have reached where we seem to be at this time. In my time the Geck have some human assimilationist citizens, so if you would rather become aquatic and meet aliens than just live on me forever, we can go in that direction. It's too late to avert the major Presger historical event or I'd be going that direction whether you wanted to or not."

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"What's the major Presger historical event?"

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