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It does, certainly.

Pause. Mapping, mapping.

"I continue to be bored," says the god.

"Well what do you want me to do about it?" his acolyte replies with a snort.

"Dance," he says, in an utter deadpan.

Idania laughs. "Okay. You know what? Fine, I will dance." She puts down the pencil she was using, and then does a little jig. It's kind of hilarious, she isn't much good at it.

"Riveting," drawls Raezenoth. "Your mastery of the dance astounds me."

"Oh, shut up."
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Okay, this is funny.
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"Happy?" she asks, stopping her dancing.

"Moderately," says the god serenely.

"I will throw something at you, you realize."

"I recommend the pillow," he replies, unconcerned.

"Okay," she shrugs, and that is when the god gets hit in the face with a pillow. Flop. Pillow fatality.
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Hee hee.

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"Your aim's gotten better," observes Raezenoth, from under his pillow. "Or perhaps that was luck."

That earns him another pillow, to the face. Flumph. That'll show that god who's boss. "Take a guess at which!" laughs Idania.

"I don't dare," he drawls. "You will throw another pillow at me regardless."

"Yup!" Pillow. Soon he will be buried in a pile of them, and he doesn't seem to care. It's starting to become obvious why Idania has a lot of pillows, scattered around. Eventually, she does still manage to run out. Raezenoth is buried under feathery and fluffy doom, barely visible.

"Still bored?" she asks, amused.

"No," he says. Then he gets up easily, dislocating all pillows. He stands. "Thank you." He pats her on the head, then walks out, like nothing happened.

"So! That was Rae," says Idania brightly, plopping down to get back to maps.
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"I see."

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"We have a strange relationship," she explains. "That's not typical with gods and acolytes, if you were wondering."

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"I would be a little surprised if it was."

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Idania giggles. "He's started giving me more pillows, too. Just shows up sometimes and drops one off and leaves without explanation."

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Ha ha.

"What are the others like with theirs?" she wonders.
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"I think it's way more formal, less... Us being ourselves. But I wouldn't know very well, I suppose, I'm not an acolyte to another god."

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"Does he come sit on your couch and provoke you into throwing pillows at him while making no facial expressions often?"

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Idania giggles. "Sometimes. He does other things, too. Occasionally he'll ask me to tell him about my day or distract him from something he doesn't like, too. Once he walked in, stole my Arabek board, and set up the entire game then looked at me expectantly."

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"Who won?"

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"He did. I put up a fight, though."

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"Is the game fun?"

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"Yeah, pretty fun. Why, want to play it?"

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"Maybe."

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"Do you want me to explain the rules first and see if it's any fun?"

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"Yes, thank you."

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Idania grins, and then gets to explaining the rules. The game is based around each player being a god of a randomly chosen domain and working to defeat all other gods present. There are different (simplified) methods available to convert mortals to your religion, including sending priests, acolytes, armies, plagues, or the like. When you gain more followers, you get more of a domain to work in and more power to use in various methods. Overall it's quite strategic, requiring a lot of forethought and planning, but is relatively simple to play once set up.

"I think it's best with more than two players, but if you want to play with just two that's fine by me."
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"There's no one else here," Aya points out, when she's finished translating all the instructions.

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"We can invite Rae, or other people that I know, but they stopped playing against me because I kept winning and they are sore losers."

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"Rae - or do only you get to call him that? - just left," Aya points out.

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"You can call him that, he really doesn't care. I can always ask him if he's busy or just wasn't bored anymore. He might be up for it, he might not. I dunno. Want me to ask?"

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