"I mean, sure, you're gay and a nerd."

"I can look up to someone without it being gay! Not everything is about dick!"

Even if Mr. Teegarden probably has a gorgeous one.

"Yeah, but you think about dick like 60 percent of the time. It's just statistics."

"Like forty percent at most."

"Yeah, I'll take it."

He's started to flip through the handbook, glancing over the different sections.

"Do you think it would be terribly wrong to edit the dress code. Like -- recreationally."

"...like, to what. Because this already sounds ethically weird but also pretty hot."

"...no shirts? Leather pants? I'm taking suggestions."

"...man, I'm just gonna think it's normal no matter what, right? I don't know whether that's depressing or kinky."

"...I guess we could make a rule banning something. And then it wouldn't be normal."

"...I guess. Does it work like that?"

"Literally how would I know."

"Science. Obviously."

"I was holding off a little bit on the science in the interest of not going completely Batman-villain-style off the deep end while I was grounded."

"Legit," he allows.

"Do you know — what happens if you change something and then change it back?"

"Our school seems pretty solidly not named Dickbutt High."

The moment of trying not to crack up in the hallway is painful.

"Okay, so — ban jelly bracelets or something."

"That just sounds like something they'd do anyway."

"So pick something totally harmless. —like, that they know is totally harmless."

"... you know, that's harder than it sounds ... uh. B...elts?"

"Go for it."

Students should not wear clothes so revealing, or in such a state of disrepair, as to distract from the educational environment. Parents are cautioned that halter tops, fish-net type shirts, bare midriff tops, tops or dresses with extreme necklines, dresses with high slits, belts, and extremely tight pants tend to distract from the educational setting and are not permitted. 

He also crosses out the section of the dress code that bans long hair on boys, as a little treat for himself.

The universe seems to feel very strongly that Camillo should take a little nap.

Right now.

"--okay this is really exciting science but I got up for school that started at eight and I have got to go fall asleep on my first period desk. Continue later?"

A thumbs up, and a wave.