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Students must obtain prior approval to use personal vibrators for instructional purposes while on campus. Students must also sign a user agreement that contains applicable rules for use (separate from this handbook). 

Of course.

Camillo (who has resigned himself to not learning any social studies today) texts Z again.

okay I am TRYING to be responsible but this thing is making it so hard

haha, hard

I put in like six things and the only one that went through was the kinky sex one

what things

FTL and teleporters and replicators and pet robots

and uh

don't laugh

wait nvm you think it's normal

school vibrators

wait were vibrators a scifi thing until just now

seriously

no no no

just not uh

school .... appropriate

damn

misogynistic as fuck

alk;sjdf

I typed that out on a touch screen just for you

BOYS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE JERKING OFF AT SCHOOL EITHER

what did you do, go home

oh my god this universe is so beautiful

no dude you just waited till after school

or I guess in your world you

oh shit

dude do I have to like

turn off the psp

yeah, probably

i know some kids who are kind of fucked up about it

well now I feel like a terrible person

And he didn't even get to have any fun with it. (Which is a terrible thing to think.)

He finds the relevant page, crosses out of, and writes by.

The page reverts neatly to its previous version (after a quick nap).

And then it's passing period.

okay so recap, idk how much of this you remember

I have a magic school handbook

no one else remembers the things I change with it

(no I'm not fucking with you)

I accidentally changed a thing and suddenly the school had students sucking dick in the bathroom

ran into you doing that

flipped out

you thought it was normal

and were confused

I explained about the magic book thing

we've been messing with it all morning

then I realized I should change the bathroom thing back

please don't flip out

swear to god you’re not fucking with me?

scout's honor

uh school used to start at 8 and we had like 3 hours of homework and no piercings or long hair for boys and no cell phones in class

and no one jerked off at school

I mean like they did secretly in the bathroom but you weren't SUPPOSED to

I realize this is maybe crazy

but not fucking with you

swear to god

cool. i trust you

also what the hell

you are a really unreasonably good friend

I tried making people immortal and stuff but that gets loading bars

I can show you those at lunch

is it cool that people jerk off at school or should I change that back

did they just like go home before

how did anybody survive all day

yeah don’t change that back

ok cool

I feel really bad about the bathrooms thing

like no one remembers it but apparently it fucked people up

was this like mandatory dicksucking or something

I guess it was a disciplinary thing?

idk man I wrote a free use joke in my handbook and it ... filled in the details

so like i definitely am not gonna ask you to put that back

but it sounds really hot and i want to

This does, in fact, make him feel a little better. At least Z doesn't think he's a terrible person.

a dude fucked your throat while watching porn on his phone

and then claimed it didn't make him a

homosexual

he didn't say homosexual