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Jan 20, 2022 9:22 AM
"poor kamil like OH GOD ETHICS. ETHICS AND PROBLEMS. ALSO MY DICK. ETHICS AND PROBLEMS AND MY DICK"
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This downgrades the boy’s apparent mood to “annoyed and contemptuous”.

“Uh, yeah. Because I’m not a complete faggot.”

One of the boys in line snickers.

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Despite his current situation, Z is managing to shoot him a very familiar “dude, why” look.

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"Your dick is literally in a dude's mouth right now, you moron," Camillo says, because how do you not say that under the circumstances, and then punches him in the face.

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The guy, perhaps predictably, punches back. And then punches back again.

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Why!

Z, because he is a good friend, pulls the (swearing and yelling) dude off Camillo before he can do any more damage.

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This very rapidly attracts attention from the hallway. There are already a couple of students peering in the door.

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Camillo has literally never gotten into a fistfight in his life.

"Fucking ow," he says, pulling himself up from the floor, and then adds, "that's a very rude word," for good measure.

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“What, faggot?” the guy repeats, mostly to be contrary.

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Camillo wearily takes another swing at him.

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His fellow student returns the favor.

This time, the ones who pull them apart are the security guards, and they’re both marched down the hall to the principal’s office.

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Camillo takes this with the attitude of a martyr being escorted into the Coliseum.

(He is going to get expelled and then he'll never get into college and he won't be able to get a job and he'll starve on the street lighting matches one by one to keep himself warm.)

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They are both, without room to get a word in edgewise, roundly reprimanded — especially Camillo, who “should know better”. 

They are also both suspended for the next three days. Camillo is told to sit in the office until his parents can come to take him home.

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Camillo says "but--" and "he--" and "I--" and "you--" and then resigns himself to sitting sulkily in the office texting Z.

dude wtf

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you first!!!

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no I'm pretty sure you first!!!!!

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i’m not the one who punched a guy

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he said the f word!!!

like the bad one!!

twice!!!!

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yeah like i’m not saying i’m a fan of the guy

but you were already starting shit before bathroom slur time

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okay but like

since when do you spend lunch period sucking dick

and not even invite me

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dude i told you i had a shift

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???????????

that was not NEARLY enough information

seriously dude it's cool if you're taking 'school bicycle' to a whole new level but you have GOT to get some self-worth and make them get off their phones first

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There’s a ten-minute pause.

 

dude you’re acting really weird

are you feeling ok

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???????????????????????????????

is this about the fight

that is objectively a fighting word

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i mean kinda??

Another pause.

but also this is not a new thing and like obviously wasn’t my idea and you’re being weird about it

and not in the you way

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ok shit wait what

shit

dude i'm sorry

shit do you like

need help

are you ok

sorry dumb question

what can i do

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