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Dec 01, 2021 12:48 PM
Dream SMP has a visit from a goddess
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Okay then. She reviews what food she gave him and then expands his food library some more, since apparently his standards are underground. Dried kelp! Beetroot! Cooked rabbit! Golden carrot, which doesn't do any regeneration effects, she checked! After a review of what can be done with empty bowls (not much) she also tosses him stew and soup of every flavor except suspicious. Mushroom, beetroot, rabbit stew!

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Sprinting! Jumping! The thing with sprinting around is that it's very boring and he wants to do interesting things like eat new food that isn't raw potatoes.

"...Can you set my saturation bar lower just for a bit."

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"Yep." Boop! Now he's hungry. "Actually I can probably force set your hunger to one point below full and fix it when you're done?"

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"That'd be nice." Om nom nom beetroot stew.

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Boop! Now he permanently has space to eat no matter how much he does so! ... Actually this is a little broken. His hunger bar stays the same, but his saturation keeps going up when he eats more, which translates directly into healing quickly.

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Ooooooooooh that is broken.

Time to chug golden carrots and try to swim through the lava. 

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"No," sighs Yvette, who teleports him back out of it. "Sorry. I respect the attempt, but no."

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...........He is going to place the cake so that it is overlapping with the lava, just to annoy Sam later, and then he is going to SULK.

 

 

 

After approximately one minute of sulking he decides that it is probably fine to eat while sulking. Especially if he takes a page from Tommy's book and repeatedly starts and stops eating in an attempt to annoy Yvette.

He ends up eating everything except the dried kelp and melon slices. It is definitely not worth keeping them, given that he doesn't have a crafting table, but also it makes him feel better to have them, like maybe he has some sort of plan, or at least a vague gesture towards one.

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She replenishes his food stores when he runs out of them, and doesn't seem particularly annoyed. She'll break the cake before she leaves, but he can have it obnoxiously in the lava if he wants it to be obnoxiously in the lava.

After a while:

"Any preference for a biome for spawn? I was thinking mushroom island, but I'm open to suggestions, and I'm force-generating the chunks around spawn to make sure my item reclassification doesn't break anything, so. Lots of options. Did you know world generation has seeds that you can use to get exact copies of previous worlds?"

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"...Mushroom island is fine. Item reclassification...?"

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"Uh. Okay so the items are fine on your end of things? But when you look at them from the other side of things they're. ... Numbered badly. Barely any grouping, no organization, sort of like a bunch of new things got added and then were tacked onto an existing system on the end? It's horrible and ugly and inefficient and I hate it. So I'm sorting everything into tidy little groups that can be expanded upon if for some reason things get tacked on at the end. Which they might, from me or apparently other sources."

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"...Huh."

Golden carrots are kind of great. Being able to heal really fast feels so good. He plays with sticking his arm in and out of the lava some again now even though he doesn't have to anymore, just to marvel at it healing.

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She'll peacefully keep tossing him more golden carrots and letting him set himself on fire, if that's how he wants to pass the time.

"I'm also going to add a starter kit for people. Because dumping people in the middle of the wilderness without anything sounds. ... Dumb. Do you want the food to be golden carrots?"

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"You can make it whatever you want. I don't care."

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"Then I will have an obnoxious and tacky gold theme for all of the starter gear," she says, brightly.

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"I bet the piglins will like that," Dream says, before remembering that he's supposed to be sulking.

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"... The what?"

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"...The piglins?"

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"Yes, I heard you, but. What are they?"

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"They're... y'know... piglins? Live in the Nether, like gold, look sorta like Technoblade..."

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"My experience of this server has been very colored by bouncing around like a maniac fixing any problem that looks at me funny and several that don't, and pouting at the bottom of the ocean. I'll check them out, though."

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"They're not just in this server! I guess Hypixel doesn't have them, or SMP Earth, but I think Bear SMP does. They're cool. I used to trade with them quite a bit."

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"I am from significantly further than another server. Think another dimension, running on different rules entirely. Your entire physics system is wild to me, honestly."

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“Huh. Weird. What’s it like?”

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"Uh. Liquids are very different. There aren't source blocks and flowing blocks, it's all just. Liquid. And there's a set amount of it, and it flows around whenever it has an opening. Things aren't divided into cubes. There isn't an inventory."

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