<Yvette> ... okay, very thematic and narratively satisfying and whatnot, but don't you uh. Want to be better than him? Is food safe to give him, can I give him food?

“…Raw potatoes. Except when the machine breaks and then I don’t get anything until he notices and fixes it.”

<awesamdude> You may give Dream any food that doesn’t have properties other than decreasing hunger. No golden apples, no milk, no honey, no pufferfish, no rotten flesh, no poisonous potatoes, no suspicious stew, nothing enchanted. No glow berries, nothing that can be planted in the cell.

<Yvette> All right, thank you.

Food!!!! Food that isn’t raw potatoes!!!!!

He is going to run into the corner to eat just in case she changes her mind and tries to take it away. Not that running into the corner would help. He eats two steaks as fast as he can and then cautiously approaches her again.

“…Golden apples?”

<Yvette> Okay, I am slightly handicapped in offering food choices by how I've seen, like, two food items since I've gotten here. Would someone like to show me their pantry, please? It's for more humane prison conditions!

<ItsFundy> I have spider eyes

<ItsFundy> do you want spider eyes

<CaptainPuffy> wait, you guys have food? I assumed we all just stole from Eret

<Tubbo_> i also steal from eret

<Technoblade> wait, you guys don't have food? kind of an L

<BadBoyHalo> I have apple juice! OwO

<Quackity> bad are you drinking again

"There are regular apples. What about carrots, can you do golden carrots?"

"So, in theory yes, but in practice I haven't seen them and no one's being helpful in chat about showing me new food items," she sighs, irritated. "Unless you want to eat spider eyes, for some reason, I guess."

"...No. What? No." (This seems to have surprised and confused him enough to decrease his Ambient Fear Levels.) "Steak is good, steak is fine."

<Yvette> The offer of spider eyes was not accepted, but thanks anyway.

"That's fine. ...Can I have my clock? I used to have a clock but then Sam stopped replacing it. Or, I had a cat for a bit but then Tommy killed her? Sam didn’t so I don’t think—I think it was allowed—"

<Yvette> Okay, several questions: can I replace his clock, and also his cat, via figuring out animal resurrection, because it was apparently killed, which leads me to my third question: wtf.

<awesamdude> The clock will not help him to escape. I stopped replacing it because he kept destroying it.
<awesamdude> No animals are allowed in the prison.

<Yvette> It does admittedly seem like kind of an unsafe environment for them, doesn't it.
<Yvette> Mind, I'm still resurrecting the cat, I'm just doing it outside and giving her a nice comfortable cat house. Of some kind.
<Yvette> Anyway, thanks, I'll replace the clock as soon as I figure out how.

"I don't care. It was just, it was interesting. It was Tommy's cat anyway."

Yvette2ElectricBoogaloo joined the game

<Yvette2ElectricBoogaloo> Hey, Phil and Techno, do you have food I can come stare at awkwardly like a weirdo, and also may I come and do that? I'll return it all once I'm done.

Dream shrugs. "That's what he does, isn't it? Causes problems just to spite me."

<Ph1LzA> yeah sure

<Yvette2ElectricBoogaloo> Thanks!

"Come on in!"

In she goes!

"I might end up starting some kind of food bank situation," she muses, as she looks through chests to find food to stare at. "If everybody else really is just this bad at food."

"They kinda suck at it, not gonna lie."

Techno mostly has golden apples, golden carrots, and steak, but there's also miscellaneous other food--he's got baked potatoes, cooked cod, cooked chicken, apples, carrots, bread, watermelon, cookies, suspicious stew, and a single raw pork chop; on the less food-like end of the spectrum he has spider eyes, pufferfish, rotten flesh, honey, sugar, and wheat.

Some of these are even allowed to be given to Dream! Amazing!

"I definitely got that impression. But there was at least one food truck business out there, so I'd want to make a food bank at least a little bit inconvenient or obnoxious, so as not to squish local businesses with my bullshit superpowers. Just, you know, get people to stop apparently stealing from Eret. Probably bread, or maybe baked potatoes."

"Wait, there's a food truck business?"

"Yeah. Wilbur's and Ranboo's, I think? It's a burger stand. Two pieces of bread and a steak, which was very cute. And I think Quackity wants to start a restaurant of some kind?" Of course then there's the question of 'why would she help Quackity when he apparently tortured a guy,' but she has no proof and her only witness is Dream, who is not a trustworthy source of information. And even if he did torture a guy, he had vaguely understandable reasons about rescuing everyone from the afterlife, so she kind of gets it? Sort of? Even if it's still worthy of moral condemnation. "In Las Nevadas, both of them. Well, I suppose technically the truck is just outside of Las Nevadas, but it's really just right there."

Elsewhere, her other form tosses Dream some of: apples, carrots, watermelon, cooked chicken and cod, and then a bunch of cookies. It turns out to be pretty easy to tell which foods give extra, non-food benefits, once she gets the hang of it.