"Man, Ranboo started a burger stand with Wilbur and didn't tell me about it? How am I supposed to support my protégé under these conditions? I guess it being with Wilbur is kind of cringe."

(Steak has the best saturation; he's going to keep eating it. ...Okay, maybe one cookie.)

"It's probably why the many crowded cows, so you probably already are supporting him, kinda? And also social anxiety, probably."

Yvette will not judge Dream's food choices, and instead figures out how to change a raw porkchop to a cooked porkchop. If she just.... AHA! There. Dream can also have a cooked porkchop, because she is clever and powerful.

“Ah, social anxiety. Truly a motive I can understand. I’ll only tease him about it a little.”

“Isn’t it? But thanks for being nice about it. Or I guess just doing a minimum of teasing. He seemed kind of perpetually anxious.”

“That’ll be Ranboo. He’ll warm up to you if you don’t literally kill him.”

"Wow, what a bar to meet. But I guess underground seems to be the theme with those, here."

“I’m not sayin’ his standards are good. He’s just jumpy is all.”

"Are you telling me that someone here hasn't utterly failed to meet that underground bar of his at some point?" she asks, archly.

“He hasn’t died canonically, if that’s what you’re askin’.”

"I was more concerned about the emotional fallout, but I'm glad. ... I should figure out how to give people more lives, just three and you go to the time dilated torture dimension, yeah? Much better if I don't have to go pull people out."

“Usually three. Phil and I only have one each. —Wait, there’s a time dilated torture dimension?”

"Yes. It is where people go when they die for real. It's why I cleared it out immediately even though I'd been planning to resurrect people with a bit more, uh. Planning and overhead? Less terrifying unstoppable powers? But turns out that people were being tortured there, and furthermore time was dilated to last much, much longer than here, so. Cleared that right out, fuck that place."

“Right, yes, I heard… some of that, definitely. Gonna be honest, been a bit of a weird day.”

<Yvette2ElectricBoogaloo> Hey so if I were to put a box containing infinite bread, just innocently out in the open and available for stealing at any time, what's a good place and/or places for it and any others that might theoretically get made? Asking for a friend.

Oh sweet, a god apple! God apple getting stashed safely in ender chest.

Techno answers her out loud: "Probably by the-- uh, I don't know how the community house rebuilding is going, but y'know, the prime path and the L'manburg crater, probably that area? Near the main nether portal."

"That'd work out great, thanks. I'll probably put multiple, honestly. And actually fill it with baked potatoes instead of bread, to avoid competing with the burger stand, now that I think about it."

“Infringing on my brand instead, I see how it is.” 

"Is that infringing on your brand? Should I figure out something else?"

"--You don't have to figure something else out, I was jokin'."

"Oh. Okay. I wouldn't mind, I'm picking things arbitrarily anyway, so. ... Do you want an infinite potato box of your own? Probably outside."

"Nah. My potato record is hard-earned, you can't just go around cheating, I'll totally get disqualified. --Uh, on Hypixel. Here I'd rather have a box of those apples you gave me earlier honestly, they're better for fights and I don't have a leaderboard spot to maintain."

"I respect the hustle, but I am not giving you infinite enchanted apples, sorry."

"Infinite golden apples? They're craftable, I've already got several stacks, it'd just be saving me time."

"You can have infinite ordinary apples, how about," she teases, amused.