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Dream SMP has a visit from a goddess
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"--I would kill you non-canonically to check that you don't have any items on you, and then you'd respawn further into the prison. Though I'm not actually sure if that would work, you're a bit of an unusual case."

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"Oh! Yeah that's fine, I should probably see how death works for me anyway, it might be weird. I will need to turn on my ability to be damaged though, so give me a heads up first."

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"I can do that. Do you acknowledge that you may not bring anything into the prison with you?"

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"Yes. Though I can directly create items, and may or may not be able to figure out how to open my ender chest from literally anywhere, but haven't been trying to see if I can or not because I am following the spirit of the rules along with the letter."

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"Thank you, I appreciate that. And do you recognize that I, Awesamdude, am the ultimate authority on the prison grounds?"

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Sam flips a lever and a passageway opens. "Go on through there and lay down on the bed, it's where you'll respawn after the first search."

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"Okay!"

In she goes, and then onto the bed! ... Huh! That did something, she's not entirely sure what, but something changed connected to her body in accordance with the action. Interesting. She'll want to figure that out later.

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The passageway closes behind her. Sam is not in the passageway with her, he's walking through a different passage that has lots of levers, but she can see him through a layer of tinted glass.

"Stand in the middle of the blue blocks, please. And turn on your ability to be damaged." (There's a square of four blue blocks on the floor.)

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"Mhm," she hums agreeably. She turns back on her ability to be damaged and stands where told.

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A barrier goes up around her, trapping her where she's standing, and she gets splashed repeatedly with... some sort of potion? It does damage slowly but it definitely does damage.

Yvette was killed by Potion using magic

She wakes up in the bed! It's now in a new hallway.

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“Ow,” she says, on general principle, even though actually this hurt less than being shot or killing the egg. She should probably figure out how to turn off pain, at some point.

“Oh, new hallway. Neat! How’s that work?”

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"I don't discuss the mechanics of the prison. Once you have a different prison set up and the prisoner is safely moved, I can answer questions about it."

In front of them is a huge drop with lava at the bottom! Sam flips a lever and a floor starts coming up.

"Please stand away from the edge until the floor has finished rising."

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“That’s fair.” She waits away from the edge and turns back on her invincibility. Wow, this place is super ominous. Maybe the cell itself is better?

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Once the floor's up they can walk the rest of the way down the hallway. It opens into a larger room with some stairs. Sam presses a button and flips a lever and one of the walls opens to reveal... yet another hallway. He has to bring the floor up of this one, too. Lots of hallways without floors in this prison. This one has some iron doors.

"Welcome to the main holding cells. We're going to be locked in from here, so if anything happens, this is as far as the prisoner can go."

At the end of the hallway he flips a lever and drops a keycard to reveal another room! This room is small and has... a bed and four blue blocks on the floor. Sam drops some things on the floor and flips a lever; the room closes behind them.

"This is the next checkpoint. I'm going to need you to lay on the bed and then stand in the center of the blue blocks."

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Bed!

“Is this going to kill me again?” she wonders, going to the blue squares and removing her invincibility again.

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"I'm going to perform a manual search."

Apparently 'manual search' is a euphemism for 'hitting her with his sword'. It doesn't hurt much, though, and she wakes up on the bed.

"Good, I'm glad you didn't gain any items." Levers! Buttons! The next area is very claustrophobic; it brushes against their heads. There's water coming out of one of the walls and a short passage with a light at the floor. "Please stand on the shroom light."

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Calling directly killing her a ‘manual search’ is kind of funny. She gives a little amused snort.

To the shroom light!

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Water breathing potion! "We're going to go through the water now."

Here's a larger room, with a lot of levers and another bed. One of the walls is a waterfall of lava; there are two books on lecterns.

"I need you to lay on this bed. This is the last precaution. If anything happens to you, this is where you'll appear by default, and I need to know where you're at."

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“I actually don’t need the potion, I solved needing to breathe underwater a while ago. It’s not dependent on my invincibility.” Which she turns back on, of course.

But, obligingly, she lies down in the bed! She’s getting such good data for setting this body’s spawn, at this point she thinks she could just change the coordinates to whatever she wants.

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"Good to know. Now then, right here there's two more waivers I need you to read and sign."

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"Okay!

"In the event that a prisoner is to escape during my visit, or after my visit because of my actions, I hereby give permission for any individual to hunt me down and kill me until I am completely dead," she reads, first. Then she pauses. "... Uh. I don't think this is physically possible? Most of me isn't here, this is approximately a construct that I'm operating from another dimension. I don't know how anyone could get to me without my help, and I also don't know how they'd go about killing me, either."

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"...That's fine, then."

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"Sorry. Here, let me write a waiver that's more appropriate for me and will have actual consequences.

"In the event that a prisoner is to escape during my visit, or after my visit because of my actions, I hereby swear to loudly announce my actions to the entirety of the server, and will abide by a majority vote of its denizens should they decide that I should leave the server entirely because of it. Good?"

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"Yes, thank you."

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