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Dec 01, 2021 2:09 PM
Dream SMP has a visit from a goddess
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Five minutes is such a long time to stay still.

That said there isn’t exactly much to do once he gets bored, either. He watches and rotates the clock while jumping around and pacing. He can look at the clock from different angles! Wow there is not much to do in this cell but also it is still so much better than it was ten minutes ago so he’s not going to complain where Yvette can hear it just yet. Maybe she’ll give him something nicer but maybe she’ll just take away his clock and leave, and annoying her on purpose was a lot more worth it when she couldn’t make him any more bored. 

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Yvette continues to sit over there in her corner, not bothering him.

So, it turns out to be pretty straightforward to create a dimension and 'run' something like a copy of this world. Not precisely easy, but straightforward. Sort of like having a section of her mind devoted entirely to running the simulation, except it's not really her, just. A thing that she has made to do just this one thing. The world doesn't turn out as a precise copy, either, apparently there's some kind of world generation going on? And she gets something different. She thinks, anyway. It... looks mostly okay?

<Yvette> Hey DreamXD, are you available to come check my work, you seem like you'd know a lot about this sort of thing.
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It takes a minute but DreamXD appears in the prison cell. (Dream startles, but not really any more than he startles at everything.)

<DreamXD> You have to let me in

<DreamXD> I’m not an admin there

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<Yvette> I do? ... Hm. Oh, okay, I see how. There.
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DreamXD left the game

Elsewhere:

DreamXD joined the game

<DreamXD> It looks good

<DreamXD> You probably want to cap world generation

<DreamXD> Maybe set up a server backup system? Callahan knows more about that than I do

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She doesn't actually have a version of her running around on the new server, but she can see the chat anyway. Because she's running the thing.
<Server> Oh, a backup system is a good plan, thanks! I think I can figure that out.

<Server> Cap world generation, so... oh I see, it makes more bits of the world as people go exploring it. I'm just going to have a section around spawn generated and then turn it off entirely.
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<DreamXD> Cool

He strikes some lightning down, just for fun. (Not anywhere it'll start a fire.)

<DreamXD> Anything else you wanted my help with?

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The lightning strike gets an amused snort from her body in Dream's cell.
<Server> Any non-default settings you have on your server that you might recommend? I didn't properly copy everything over, and I'm probably going to revamp the item system because as it is now, it hurts my soul.
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<DreamXD> I turned phantoms off after a while because they got annoying

<DreamXD> and sometimes I make it be day if I want to see things better

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<Server> What makes phantoms annoying? I think I'll leave the day night cycle alone, I don't really need light to see. Especially here.
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<DreamXD> they attack you if you don't sleep enough

<DreamXD> nobody sleeps enough

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<Server> Oh, ew, no. Turning those off, thank you kindly.

<Server> I think that's everything then, thank you so much! Do you need help on your server, I can probably finagle some things out of existence or something. Maybe make the End visitable. ... Why is visiting it banned, actually?
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<DreamXD> long story

<DreamXD> partly because I already defeated the ender dragon

<DreamXD> partly because it's more interesting with more limits

<DreamXD> you can make it visitable here if you want

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<Server> Huh! Okay. I guess I can experiment. Thank you so much for your help!


Elsewhere, in Dream's cell:

"Hey so, I made a dimension and put another server in it. It's where I'd like to move you to. Any preferences for how it's set up? It looks like I can turn off monsters entirely."
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“Why are you asking me, you can do whatever you want.”

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"'Whatever I want' is asking your preferences and then following them. If they're not unreasonable, anyway."

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“…Leave monsters on.”

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“Okay. And no phantoms, because they just seem irritating. Do you want to go to the End and kill the apparent dragon that’s there?”

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"...Yeah."

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"Cool. Oh, also." She has a much better idea of what foods exist now, what with staring at items for a while! So he can have some more variety. Here is an entire cake! Here are several pumpkin pies! Here are some sweet berries and melons and some apples! Here's some cooked chicken, mutton, porkchop, salmon, and cod! Here are some cookies!

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...Holy shit.

But he's not actually hungry enough for all of that. He can't eat all of it, physically.

There is a pretty easy solution to this.

He rolls up his sleeve and dips his arm in the lava, biting down on the collar of his shirt to muffle his scream, and then runs to the water to put himself out.

(Sweet berries taste so much better than raw potatoes.)

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.... That's so alarming though!!!!

".... Do you want me to literally just set your saturation bar lower so you don't have to. Do that. Or is doing that particularly important to you for. Some reason."

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"It's exhilarating! It's like, I'm alive. It's fun." He laughs. "And if I kill myself in the lava enough it annoys Sam and he comes to lecture me." Wow food is so good?????

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"Uh. Okay. You do you, I guess," she says, dubiously. "Have... fun?"

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"I will!" Porkchop is also better than raw potatoes. And cookies and melons and.

...It's kind of inconvenient eating with only one arm working right, though. He drops all the food back on the ground.

Dream tried to swim in lava

His body disappears and he immediately falls back into the water, good as new. (The exact details of how his spawn is set are obscured by the prison.) Time to sprint and jump around the cell until he gets hungry the long way.

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