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Feb 03, 2023 9:09 AM
Dream SMP has a visit from a goddess
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"I'll take it!"

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"Okay! One moment, I'll go figure it out."

She goes outside, picks a nice out of the way but still centralized location, near his home and plops down a box. With just a little bit of finagling, its inventory is now made up entirely with stacks and stacks of apples. Then, upon brief reflection of what kind of server she's on, she sets it to respawn if broken. ... And also for the apples to explode hilariously for maximum comedy. Just before the box respawns. With even more apples in it.

All of the hard parts done, she then puts a sign on it labelled, 'Discount golden apples.'

"Done!"

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"Can I get other boxes with other types of food or do I have to choose the one."

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"Probably, if they're of perfectly ordinary food, but let me ask you a question. Do you want people trekking all the way to your house for the infinite food box library?"

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"They would have to walk all the way over here. They won't do that. I mean, Tommy will sometimes, but he already does that when the infinite food box library is my house. Do you know how many stacks of my golden apples he has gone through. Can I have infinite steak please."

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"Point taken, yeah sure."

Box! This one works the same as the other, is filled with infinite steak, and is labelled 'Ethical factory farming.'

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"Pog."

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"You're welcome! Anything else before I head out to find places to put infinite food boxes?"

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"Shulker boxes? Bedrock?"

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"Nope!" she answers cheerfully, and then away she teleports, to put a box near the nether portal. This one is labelled 'Free to a good home,' and is filled with baked potatoes.

Hmmmm. Where next. Las Nevadas, then Snowchester? She doesn't know many places, admittedly, she'll probably go exploring at some point.

Poof! Off she goes to Las Nevadas, to very carefully not think about Quackity probably torturing Dream, because regardless of whether or not it happened in the past, it definitely won't be happening anymore!

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There's a gold-metal man with emeralds for eyes wearing a shark outfit, or possibly just being part-shark, hanging around. Nobody else, though. 

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Huh! She doesn't believe she's met this person yet. Time to go be social. While part of her is hanging out with Dream in prison. Speaking of, she figured out how to make a clock: she does that, and puts it in the designated clock location.

"Hello!" she says, to the shark person.

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Shark-hood person waves. “Hello! Heard we had another god on the server.”

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"Another? ... Oh! You're one too! Hi, wow, okay, cool! I thought DreamXD was the only other one, and he hasn't seemed particularly social so far."

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"I'm a demigod, not a full god. But I have some tricks." He makes lightning strike next to Yvette, to demonstrate.

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"Ooo! Neat, I don't know how to do that. Though if you do it again I might be able to replicate it, I just didn't know to be watching for it. It's kind of a theme with me that I have a lot of power that I mostly don't know how to use."

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Lightning! Lightning! Lightning! He can do this a few times until Yvette tells him to stop.

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She watches carefully, and then!

"Ha! Got it. Thanks!" She does lightning of her own! "This has weird properties if it hits pigs and creepers, that's interesting."

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"And mooshrooms!"

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"Really! I guess I haven't seen any of those yet, so I don't know how to tell. What does it do to them?"

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"Turns red ones into brown ones."

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"Huh! ... Oh it does the opposite, too, I see that now that I know to look for it. I'm a little tempted to run around making mooshrooms now, that sounds adorable. But I should be strong! I have a quest! Relatedly, do you have a favored spot I can put down an infinite food box?"

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"Anywhere here works, honestly. Maybe by the cow farm? Everyone's used to getting their food there. ...Everyone except Fundy, Fundy's weird about it."

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"Where's the cow farm, and how is Fundy weird about it? ... Does he only eat spider eyes, is that why he offered them in chat."

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"Yep. Follow me." Cow farm! "He tried to eat a more balanced diet for a couple days when he joined but he's pretty much back to just spider eyes."

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