Two child vampires are dumped in Wind Waker, where they make a change
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She resumes human form when he does. "Weasels are also tasty."

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"I don't think I want to try weasel. I'll stick with fish and maybe rabbit."

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"Variety is the spice of life!"

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"Ooh, you two should try my grandma's special soup when we get back to Outset! We left too fast last time..."

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Grandparents are even an even stranger and more foreign concept to the twins than living fathers.

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Gren doesn't seem to notice. She is reciting the delicious virtues of the Special Soup.

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Zeke can't help but think it sounds like drinking blood.

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"The way you tell it she could open a restaurant. Too bad fresh soup doesn't stay fresh and hot for long or you could mail cooking..."

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"Not everything can be mailed, Nemo."

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"Challenge accepted."

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"Angry mob catches young boy trying to mail babies."

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"I'll mail myself some haste. And send the mob a big package of time to slow them down."

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"And then you suffocate to death!"

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"That's alright. I'll mail myself a box of air."

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"Postage would be expensive."

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"You're probably right. Better uses of money out there."

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"Like bribing angry mobs."

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"Bribing pirates to scare off the mob is probably cheaper."

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"Depends on the quality of pirate."

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"No pirates! Pirates are pretty evil."

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"And evil is good at scaring mobs away."

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She skulks off to ready her adventure gear. This mostly consists of the sword and the grappling hook and the deku leaf.

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The twins are prepared pretty quickly.

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Nemo has gotten a real weapon from Hollo. A sling shot! He's not half bad at it. Just... Not half good yet either.

"To the monster woods!"

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Zeke starts singing again. Pretty as his voice is, it's not well suited to stirring military anthems. 

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