Raafi in Revelation
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    "That will help."

"Even if we couldn't it would be fine, there's a pretty absurd number of people here. It should probably go in the FAQ, actually - clerics get a limited number of spells per day, increasing with experience - it starts out at five or six weak ones and goes up to a few dozen. While there are only a few of us here our magic will be a very limited resource."

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"That can go in the how to get magic healing one, then," says Ramona.

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"Okay. How long should we expect the insurance to take?"

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"Might be a couple days unless they reached out because they have it all worked out," says Skip.

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He nods. "Is it a horrible idea to keep working through the client list I already have? I assume Pelor's people are going to wait on it."

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"It's risky, ask your insurers if you can get retroactive coverage."

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He nods. "I can use a few days off. I'll pick up some things from Oerth to make up the difference. And some scrolls," he tells the other clerics. "So, what else did we need - a name?"

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"Yup - probably nothing frilly, 'oerth.com' will be free."

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"Sounds good. Do you have any recommendations about the pictures?"

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"Pretty landscapes, distant shots of a couple cities," advises Jenny. "Portrait of Pelor."

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"I can definitely do that."

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"Oh, and some nice shots of magical creatures if you can get those," says Doug.

"Ooh, yeah. Do you have unicorns? You have dragons, maybe you have unicorns," says Ramona.

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"We have unicorns. It might take me more than a couple days to get ahold of a herd, but I should be able to get a dryad and some centaurs no problem, and maybe some griffins if I'm lucky. - I'll stop by the temple of Boccob at Hempholme, too, see if any wizards with exotic familiars want to pose."

    "I'll ask Ehlonna if she knows of a herd that'll meet you on short notice."

"That'll help, thank you sir."

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"Ooh, griffins," coos Ramona.

"Do dryads and centaurs pose any, uh, nudity issues?" asks Skip. "You wanna keep it kid-friendly - breasts are okay in nonsexual contexts these days as long as you don't hit any of a hundred contraindications that make it look like it's secretly fetish pinup art, but no genitals."

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"Most centaurs wear shirts or vests. Dryads vary a little more but I'll see what I can come up with."

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"If they want to be topless that's technically fine, it's just you run into problems if they're also - you know what, I think that's a semester-long course, just get a bunch of poses and we can sort it out."

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"All right. I suspect I have a feel for it by now anyway, I've been around enough people here, but I'll just get lots of everything."

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"Sounds good."

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"The librarians are almost ready. Do you need anything else from us now?"

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"Nope. Thanks for attending this consult!" says Skip.

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    "Thank you," Pelor nods.

"Where should we bring the librarians?"

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"This room is fine and we'll get the website people in presently. Do you have Riverbank? To pay the both of us."

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"I've been using Pear, is that going to be hard to switch over?"

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"Nah, you can Pear yourself money in Riverbank no-fee if you just check the box saying you are yourself. Riverbank is better for businesses like ours, is all, Pear's more oriented towards retail type needs."

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"All right, I can probably figure that out. I'll stay," he tells Pelor, "if you'd like to take the others home," and Pelor nods and does that.

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