— oh. Suddenly he understands the appeal of the things in the F/F section. It's weird how the body positive fitness magazine has objectively the prettiest people in it, while the one with people who are, while very pretty despite their skinniness, still much too skinny, goes unmarked, but hey, that's Auradonians for you. 

He takes the body positive magazine and takes a look at the M/M books. 

Representative fiction titles include:

-"Gay Vet: Charlie was scared at first, but then Don persuaded him..."
-"Hellbent in Leather: A new adult novel about the torments and temptations of abnormal desire."
-"Keep on Sucking: A probing look at sodomites and the acts that satisfy their perverse hungers!"
-"A Load of Seamen: It gets lonely aboard ship..."
-"The Man From C. A. M. P.: Little did she know that the handsome blonde superspy was not pleased by her womanly charms..."

Representative nonfiction titles include:

-"Men Into Beasts: Inmates forced to practice abnormal acts with sex deviates who roam the prisons at will!"
-"Adam and Adam: A daring and authentic look into the inverted world of all-male paradise, documented with extensive case histories."
-"Sexual Perversion in the Inverted Male: A scientific exploration of the practices of sexual inversion. Fully illustrated."
-"Confessions of A Sex Addict: The degradation of anonymous sex and the tragedy of sex addiction, revealed for the first time in all its details."
-"Corruption of the Innocent: A shocking expose. No teenager is safe!"

Sasha takes Adam and Adam, Corruption Of The Innocent, Keep On Sucking, and the body positive magazine, and leaves the 18+ section to find a fantasy novel that he can show Charlotte when she asks what he found. 

He stays up all night reading, because of course he does. 

Keep on Sucking's protagonist spends 300 pages giving blowjobs to a variety of different men with sketchily described personalities and lovingly described penises. Sometimes the blowjobs are in public; sometimes he is not permitted to finish unless he can come purely from how turned on he is by sucking cock; sometimes he uses a gloryhole; sometimes he is tied up and blindfolded so he can't know who is using his mouth. On page 301 he meets his true love, realizes that blowjobs are empty compared to the beauty of heterosexual romance, and gets married. The book ends on page 305.

Corruption of the Innocent warns about all the threats facing your teenagers, such as extremely handsome men who want to fuck their asses and bring them to a height of ecstasy they have never before experienced, extremely handsome men who want to hold them down and rape them until their bodies betray them and they start enjoying it, extremely handsome men who want to hold them down and rape them and they don't ever start enjoying it and it's painful the whole time, extremely handsome men tricking naive boys into sex which they don't know is sex and causing them to be so horny they can't think straight, extremely handsome men slipping boys aphrodisiacs which cause them to be unable to control themselves and fuck random strangers because of their desperate craving for cock, and "rainbow parties" in which a dozen teenage boys give an extremely handsome man blowjobs while wearing lipstick and the marks make a rainbow.

Adam and Adam provides many case studies of inverts, all of whom are for some reason good-looking and muscular. The text belabors this point. Some inverts are raped and are so perverted that they enjoy it. Other inverts enjoy being fucked by twenty men in a single night. Still other inverts enjoy being tied up and beaten. Some inverts take other inverts as slaves and force them to obey their every whim. Still other inverts enjoy being humiliated. Some inverts crossdress and pretend to be women and pass so well that no one would notice and trick innocent men into marrying them (this one is not muscular, but slight and feminine, although the husband in question is as good-looking and muscular as everyone else). 

Rainbow parties are a hot idea but blowjobs do not work like that, getting fucked by twenty people in one night sounds difficult to arrange but more power to you, he enjoys the first 300 pages of Keep On Sucking but the last five kinda ruin the whole experience even though he knows he doesn't have to read them, and aphrodisiacs causing him to lose control of himself is going to be part of his fantasies for a while now. 

Sasha's Remedial Goodness textbook looks at him accusingly from the nightstand.

He's going to read it. He's totally going to read it. He's getting up and getting it right now and then he's going to read it and when he's done he's going to reread the best parts of Corrupting the Innocent. 

He does not get up and get it. It continues to look at him accusingly from the nightstand. Fuck. 

On the upside, once he stops reading it only takes him three minutes to fall asleep. 

That's okay, it can keep looking at him accusingly in the morning!

It's a very accusing-looking book.

At least only the preface is by Fairy Godmother, the rest of the chapters seem to be by some anonymous person.

Sasha puts the textbook on the bed next to him to read later and than gets caught up in tracking down a specific poem mentioned in a book but not quoted in it, and doesn't read it.

He goes down to lunch and comes back up and sits down and totally intends to read it and does not do that. It sits accusingly next to him. At one point he tries to curl up in bed and hits it and moves it out of the way to read later and it falls off the bed and he tells himself he's going to get it in a minute, he's just going to close his eyes for a bit first, and then he falls asleep and doesn't read it. 

By the time the next Remedial Goodness rolls around, he still hasn't read it. 

Fairy Godmother does not appear to address the topics discussed in the Remedial Goodness textbook!

Instead, she's written on the board:

"Should you:

A. Think about your day when the other person is talking about his or her day?
B. Throw yourself into listening about the other person's day?"

Carlos raises his hand. "You should listen to the other person so you can tell whether they're mad and they might hit you."

"That's... one reason to listen to other people, Carlos."

Mackenzie raises her hand. 

"You should listen to the other person because they're probably the one with the more interesting day anyway, if they're telling you about it." 

"What a good answer, Mackenzie! Can anybody think of a reason to listen to other people that isn't about you?"

"It pleases God?"

"They might say something that'll come up later and then you'll be glad you knew it instead of finding out the hard way?" 

"That's still about you, Sasha. Can anyone think of a reason that's about the other person?"

"How is 'the other person had a more interesting day anyway' not about the other person." 

"Well, that's about a benefit you're getting, by learning about the other person's day. What about a benefit they're getting?"

"If they had something important to tell you, you wouldn't get distracted and forget?"

"Very good, Carlos. You're a star!"

"You underestimate my ability to get distracted and forget things." 

"It's bad to get distracted and forget things, Sasha. It makes people feel like you're not listening and you don't care about them."

"...I don't do it on purpose. I'm just bad at concentrating and my memory is weird." 

"Well, you should just try to concentrate harder!"