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Oct 14, 2019 2:54 PM
Slayer Naruto is going to befriend ALL the demons!
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"Yeah. And - we don't really want that, right?"

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"One can be subtle enough at noon, but yes, it would be best to avoid," he says.

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"I'm not the best at subtle."

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"This afternoon, then.  On a related note, I took the liberty of purchasing you a ski mask," which he produces from behind the library desk.  "It may be prudent to obfuscate clues to your identity when you're operating in the capacity of the Slayer."

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" - That is kind of ridiculously suspicious if anyone sees me in a way something like a masquerade mask won't be, but yeah, good idea. I might go out in Spiderman cosplay."

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"I would imagine concealing your face in public is inherently suspicious regardless of the exact method, but, ah, as you prefer."

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"One I look like a bank robber, the other like a nerd."

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"I suppose that's fair.  Do you in fact have a, ah, Spider-Man costume?"

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"Yeah! Don't get too many chances to wear it. This should be fun."

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"Not for very long, probably."

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"More meant the costume, I know vampires are serious business."

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"I'm glad.  Your friend is keeping an eye on your parents, yes?  Is there anything else you need?"

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"Yeah. Does your super secret agent conspiracy have like - I don't know, witness protection? Funds?"

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"Unfortunately there is little affordance for giving discretionary funding directly to the Slayer, but I'd be happy to be a point of contact with the Council for you if you find you need anything.  We have no witness protection programs either."

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"Thanks. Maybe something to work on? It sounds like a useful thing."

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"Yes, I rather agree," he mutters.

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"See, I'm good at this admin stuff."

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"I shall attempt to have you promoted," he says, adjusting his glasses.  "In the meantime, are there any further preparations you would like to undertake before your mission this afternoon?"

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"Hm. Can't really think of anything. Think I should go out in costume?"

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"I think you should have something to conceal your identity, at any rate," he says.  "Does it restrict your movement?  Can you see well in it?"

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"Spiderman doesn't have a cape, does he?  Capes always seemed like a recipe for disaster to me."

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" - do forgive me if you've thought of all of this already."

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"No cape! He's the wall crawler. Doesn't restrict my movement - made it out of a gymnast's outfit, and I modified the way the mask's set up so I can see already. Isn't, like, as good as plain eyes, so might want to swap to lenses before going out at night in it..."

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Tag gives a thumbs up.

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"In that case, it sounds like as good a choice as anything."

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