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"I don't know if that'd mess with its native magic, but I can try -" She picks up a necklace, fiddles with the shape of it until it'll fit tight.

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Andi tries it on. "Whoa. I will win Trivial Pursuit forever."

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So Gem tweaks more of them for the others too.

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"Oh, excellent. Next stop is for chip-locked computers, which have our full repertoire of magic songs on them. There are some other items here, but they're mostly for sale, not for alt-equipping - immortality you can get as a hex or from your native morphing thing, breathing underwater is covered by indestructibility - and by morphing, I guess - there are rings for prevention of unintended pregnancy, which everyone not an Elf thinks was a silly priority -"

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"I mean, does it have fewer side effects than the pill?"

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"It has no side effects in humans. We worked really hard on those things."

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"Cool, mine now." She finds one in her size and yoinks it.

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"Whenever Gem has time free some Elves wish for the ability to write instructions to magic items like Elspeth does, and we're up to being able to produce ten thousand a day, so if the Imperatrix wants to run a pilot program we can definitely spare some for that, even though regrettably we can't just hand them out like candy. Yet."

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"I can prioritize Malawi-and-company, every time I give them something nice whoever's next in line promises me more free rein."

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"We probably have enough rings-of-no-unintended-pregnancy for the population of Malawi, though I do not know much about Earths and yours is probably different anyway - Andi, in the other four Earths it is respectively 2006, 2040, 2193, and 2284, and Gem's Earth got wished up nice and is accordingly pretty different from yours -"

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"So how come the stuff is magic and not sci fi stuff?"

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"Sometimes magic's easier - you can see if your partner's wearing a ring, if you want a child you just take it off - or has fewer prerequisites. Tech only really scales better if it can be manufactured within-dimension, otherwise we have to buy it in Warp or Revelation which are in the dark about the multiverse or we have to make more demands on Cam's extremely in-demand services - Cam is an alternate universe version of your sister who can just magically make stuff. Any stuff. He makes planets, he made all the teleportation hop-points, he makes Vanda Nossëo goodies to sell, he made Hex some islands."

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"...boy Bellas. Weird."

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"Yes, hello."

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"Oh, are you him?"

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"Nah, there's two, but the girls have us outnumbered. Also I was a girl in a past life."

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"I personally find it very disappointing that most Bells are girls."

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Matirin, am I outing you -

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<I am not sure Andalites have the conceptual framework you are making reference to.>

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"I wish more Bells were boys because the mes usually end up getting along with them splendidly - after a few missteps - and all mes are gay."

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"Do you not all have Finlerans, is that just our world too? Bella are you going to name it."

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"I like Cube! So far Finleran's template has existed in every universe I exist in but not vice-versa, there was a him without a me in Materia."

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"So like, if my Bella was a boy... and our you wasn't an alien... it still wouldn't work because there's Finleran?"

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