"Keeping the shrapnel from reaching my heart," Toni says at the exact same time. 

"...same?" says Tanya. "What... what's yours??"

"...the guys who kidnapped me had a wizard who put a death curse on my heart and the countercurse was hooked to a car battery? It was super uncomfortable until I upgraded the power supply, I felt like I was constantly having a heart attack."

"I never thought I was going to tell someone from another universe that their universe is weird."

"My universe is really fucking weird," he agrees.

"We have a physicist that turns into a giant green ragemonster?"

"So do we, I think everyone might have that one."

"Yep, mine's got that! She's kind of intimidating. Not the ragemonster thing, she's just really smart and I never feel like I'm keeping up."

"...none of those where I'm from. Not that I've heard of. I, like, wouldn't be shocked, but."

"Mine's less 'intimidating' and more 'constant aura of low-grade misery.'"

"I mean, that too, yeah."

"Same. Destroying Harlem tends to do that to you."

"I don't... think I remember mine destroying Harlem, and if she did they fixed it, but she has damaged some cities for sure. I think she might've had a big fight in Toronto that took out a strip club."

"Now that's just a tragedy."

"--Uh, not that comparing universes isn't great, but I kind of want to talk to the two versions of my dad I'm not dating about-- things."

—Tanya blushes. "Yes, okay, cool."

Tony feels... a little awkward and nervous, but man, he would be so disappointed in himself if he let Cool Alternate Universe Son down. "Yeah?"

"--I guess we've sort of already touched on, like, the military-industrial complex, what the fuck."

Toni makes a thumbs-down sign. "Military-industrial complex bad."

"...yep, agreed."

"That's reassuring, I always kind of wondered if he'd-- you know, have taken it seriously, if I had told him."

"I'm not sure I do the 'taking things seriously' thing so much but to the extent I do, yeah."

"I—yeah, I mean—so first of all you just seem like a really good dude whose opinions I would respect if I knew you for some completely different reason—and second of all if you were my kid, like, the first most important thing to do with one of those is pay attention when they say stuff and understand where they're coming from, I'm pretty sure? Maybe that's just—a specific thing about me because of Sherry. But like it's also a little bit because of my dad and how he did zero of that so it seems like probably yours would've thought it too. And also I agree that the military-industrial complex is bad."

"Thank you. That means a lot. --It's just. My dad died when I was still pretty much a kid and I never really knew if he would have been proud of the person I became?"

Much to her surprise, Toni finds herself saying, "Yes, yes he would."