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I wish it was all a dream
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He picks up.

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Si-yeon's face appears on the commscreen. "...man, I thought you'd been hacked or something for a minute. For real? You want us to come over? Say something only the real Tae-gun would say so I know you're not a deepfake."

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"...fuck you, hyung."

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"Dang it really is you!"

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Snort.

(And back to food prep.)

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"Anyway, yeah, sounds good. And hi, Kim Hye-jin! Glad you're alive! Can't wait to see you!"

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"Hi. Glad I'm alive too. Don't show up at Tae-gun-ah's house and wake me up after midnight or I'm setting your hair on fire."

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"Is that a threat or a promise, Kim Hye-jin-shi?"

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"Promise!" she agrees, brightly. "I've never had a head of hair as my canvas before! Which brings you more horror: a reverse mohawk, tacky asymmetry, or leopard print? Hmmm, maybe I can mix them..."

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"I'm sorry?"

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"I just want to properly tailor your hair burning experience for optimal results. What, did you think I'd make setting your hair on fire fun?"

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Hee hee heeeeee

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"That's. That's pure evil."

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"Yes. My beauty sleep is very important to me."

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"Your partner's evil, Tae-gun."

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"And you're a jackass. Did you have anything useful to say?"

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"No, not particularly. Oh! Except, you should answer the door wearing what you're wearing right now."

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He hangs up. "Asshat."

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Snort.

"He's your friend," she points out, amused.

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"Most of my friends aren't asshats I'm pretty sure!"

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"They're not! I've met them!"

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Tae-gun grumbles and gets back to what he'd been doing before being rudely interrupted by a twink with more bravado than sense.

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She giggles, then leans over and stands on her toes to give him a quick peck, and then, yes. Back to food prep for hosting! She will also make tea.

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...okay he guesses this isn't all bad.


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Tae-gun sends out the teleport invitations at the appropriate time and they all show up at his porch simultaneously.

"Aw, maaaaan," says Si-yeon once Tae-gun opens the door.

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