idk

even presuming that it was possible I for one would not choose to be pregnant with baby clone hitler 

what a sentence 

We don't know what we're going to find and arguing about whether to abort baby clone Hitler is premature 

...pun not intended. 

also he would almost certainly not be a fetus because clones grow faster than originals

if you find an in-progress clone hitler he'll probably have the mental capacity of, like, a five-year-old

that's definitely in my no-murder zone

rescue baby hitler it is

more to the point, do you know how far along he is on the hate tech?

No idea.

so

am i coming or is this a strictly avengers-only hitler-rescuing party

you're my boyfriend so I vote you get to be an Avenger

whaaaaaaaaat

"Whaaaaat!"

"Marlo's going to veto, just watch."

officially speaking I doubt SHIELD will clear it 

unofficially speaking, though, yes 

assuming there are no other objections?

none from me

from Clint. 

The rest of the Avengers don't object either.

"Welcome to the Avengers!"

in any case we'll take all the hands we can get for this one 

Spiderman, are you coming?

yes

He can figure out how to explain his absence here later. 

when are we flying out?

if you tell me what information you need I can estimate how long it will take me to get it

It'd be good to know what kind of security to expect; if you can get anything in terms of how far along he is on the emotion tech that'd be great but I'm aware that it's a stretch

I'll do my best. Twelve hours?

I realize I am the world's least competent parental figure but you really do need to sleep on a regular basis

fine, twenty

Z is still processing being an honorary Avenger. Which he feels like he wouldn't have been nearly as into if it weren't for His Boyfriend, Asher Stark. (And the Dorito, who cleared him for some reason.)

In nineteen hours all the Avengers, both honorary and non-honorary, are sent a document outlining the security measures Kingpin has taken on the lab. They're pretty typical, maybe even a bit lax. 

And then they get on the Avengers jet and fly to Nevada.

He has actually never been in a plane before! He suspects he might be somewhat spoiled for regular flying, after this. 

He doesn't have to be! Asher has a private plane!

What does Sasha think about cuddling with him and Z?