It's been (however long) and Sasha's finally coming to terms with the fact that yes, he is the kind of person who reads his own fansite.
He keeps wanting to justify the decision — whoever runs this site is bizarrely well-informed about him; he should keep track of how much they know — but it's not like there's anyone to justify it to, and it's not like he doesn't know the real reason, which is morbid curiosity about what people are claiming about him this time and actually kind of liking to see something about how actually he is definitely not a menace every once in a while.
This time, there's a new page, entitled Information Likely To Be Useful To Spiderman.
On the one hand, it's sort of unlikely that whoever runs this website has that much information that'll be useful to him; on the other hand, the list of crimes prevented by Spiderman has multiple items that nobody should be able to know Sasha was ever there for. And it's not like it'll hurt anything.