Moving. Yet again. Because this ducking stupid—
No. Get yourself under control. You know what happened that time—
Okay. New school. Mmhm. It's alright.
He arrives at the school...
Does Ade have her ear out for gossip?
Someone's annoyed whispering is getting kind of intrusive.
Jackson is so glad you asked!
Here are his top five theories of What Performance-Enhancer Scott McCall Is Even On.
...right. Well she did suggest to Scott that he stop playing until he can get some more control over his wolfiness so, uh, not much she can do about that.
Theory 1: Scott used his mom's job as a nurse to acquire prescription drugs and HGH, which explains why Jackson is even talking about a total loser like him.
Theory 2: Scott has been faking his asthma, is only on steroids, this is all a ploy to make Jackson fail and lose his chance at a sports scholarship.
Hoo boy, she'll have some work there, won't she. Alright, nothing she can't handle.
"Did you have any plans for tonight?" she asks Danny.
"Oh, it's too bad you guys are already watching the movie, that could be fun."
"I don't think you guys are missing much. Have fun with the movies, though, always good to see someone coming around."
Theory 3: Experimental asthma medication contribute to sudden athleticism and anger management issues.
Theory 4: A rare virus that improves strength and speed at the expense of breathing problems has been slowly taking over McCall's body.
Theory 5: Scott was literally bitten by a radioactive spider.
Awwwwww. Okay Jackson needs to be taught how to be less self-centered and not worry about stuff this much, and perhaps think in a more logical fashion.
"'Coming around'?"
"No. All I'm saying is that it's good that Stiles is converting people to the best movies in Western cinema."
"'Fine, whatever', I said, do you want me to bounce up and down and scream about how thrilled I am that you and Scott are going to be adorable all over my couch?"