I have a crush on demon cam not the kind where you kiss them the kind where you torture them
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The adults go around the room and give names.

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Jim starts writing them down after she realizes they're all going to introduce themselves and then needs the first few again but then she says, "Nice to meet you! The Elves say they usually just send you away and they weren't sure if last night was weird in some way but now that they know what's going on they can just send you off? Would that be good?"

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They glance around at each other uncertainly. 

"Your highness," says one, "they're lying."

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"- I'm not a your highness, I'm Jim. What are - they lying about exactly?"

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"If they said they won't kill us. Then that's not true. They will kill us."

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"I mean they didn't say that specifically but I was sort of assuming that they weren't going to just - murder you all? You have little babies!"

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"Elves don't care. Elves hate children."

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"Are you sure you didn't just hear that somewhere, or read it on a poster -"

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"No? Everyone knows it. No Elves have children, and they kill everyone they can, but especially children."

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"- okay. So you don't want them to - do the thing they meant when they said they'd just send you away? You'd rather stay here, this is okay?"

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"....I don't know? I think they'll still kill us?"

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"But - but you have little babies -"

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The orcs seem to think she is dense.

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"Do you want me to have the demon make you anything?"

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"He could kill the Elves!" someone says.

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"I - I'm - I don't think the binding allows that even if I tell it to and I don't have it here to re-read - I guess I could have it make it - I - is there anything else?"

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"He could threaten to kill the Elves?"

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"Don't you want - toys for the kids or anything -"

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"We'd appreciate that very much," someone says diplomatically.

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Jim, flustered, has Cam make toys for the kids. The kids get a ball pit and a bunch of stuffed animals (she trips over her tongue when she starts to say "dolls" and wonders if it's racist to offer them dolls that do not look like orcs; so, stuffed animals) and stacking cups and blocks and, since there's plenty of room in this cafeteria, a small swingset.

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The orcs express their gratitude!

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Jim wrings her hands slightly, then manages to ask if they need changes of clothes and if they like the Elf food okay.

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They could use changes of clothes and the Elf food doesn't seem to be poisoned unless it's very slow-acting.

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"Do you just want more like you're wearing, or..."

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Whatever she likes!

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