I have a crush on demon cam not the kind where you kiss them the kind where you torture them
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PARDON ME IF I MISSPELL THINGS say the letter pictures very rapidly. THIS GAG ISNT THOROUGH BUT ITS BAD ENOUGH TO BE ANNOYING SO THIS IS THE BEST I CAN DO

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"No worries. We are thinking about what you said about loosening it."

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I THOUGHT OF A GOOD WAY AND IF JIM ISNT FEELING PARTICULARLY CLEVER AT THE TIME IT MIGHT EVEN MAKE IT POSSIBLE TO SLIP BY HER BUT I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO DO THAT

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"I'd need independent verification of a bunch of things first. I imagine you're feeling similarly. It'd be good to know, though, for once we decide."

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MY EXTENDED TASK WAS IF I RECALL CORRECTLY TO END WHEN THE INFRASTRUCTURE WAS COMPLETED AND IF YOU CAN GET HER TO LET ME VERIFY THAT IT HAS BEEN PRESUMABLY BY SOMEONE ELSE IN OUR ABSENCE ITLL EXPIRE AND THEN SHE HAS TO SEND ME HOME RENEGOTIATE OR LET MY BINDING ERODE

I WOULD BEHAVE AS THOUGH BOUND WHEN SHE WAS AROUND TO NOTICE SO SHE WOULDNT SEND ME HOME IN A PANIC BUT THAT WOULD BE A RISK IF I SLIPPED UP FYI

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He nods slowly. "You don't think we can convince her to help us? I'm somewhat optimistic."

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NOT SURE

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YOU WERE DOING A HECK OF A THING TALKING TO HER ABOUT ORCS AND HISTORY

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"You can say 'pretty much lying', I won't take offense."

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YEAH THAT THING

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"It seemed to us that there wasn't a way to tell her the truth and get productive results. It seems to us like there is a way to tell you the truth and get productive results, because as horrified as you might be by us, if we're right about what's going on in the world you'll want to end it. It barely matters how we're judged when this is over, as long as this is over, but I do need someone who can care whether we're telling the truth about Angband after learning that we kill baby orcs.

 

If I were you I wouldn't really trust me on that, but there it is."

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THE PROBLEM IS ID USUALLY CONJURE STUFF TO VERIFY WHAT YOURE SAYING

AND I CANT IF JIM DOESNT HAVE A REASON TO LET ME

ALSO IM NOT SURE WHY YOURE SO CONFIDENT IN YOUR READS ON ME AND JIM

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LIKE THEYRE CONSISTENT WITH HOW WE HAVE PRESENTED OURSELVES TO YOU BUT ALSO YOU HAVE HAD LESS THAN A DAY

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"Yeah. I, uh." He looks suddenly very tired. "My brother is very good at reading people. Good instincts. He's been observing since we first made contact and then reviewing the early video again once we had background on your language and culture."

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AND YOURE PRETTY SURE THAT WORKS ACROSS SPECIES

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"We have humans here. I guess he could be misjudging you -"

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The screen that was showing orc living quarters flickers. 

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"So there's an obvious case I am misreading him," he says cheerfully. "He seems perfectly straightforward to model as a human with abilities unusual for a human, but Jim insists that he will present himself in whatever form prepares us best for him to steal our souls, and 'straightforward for me to model as a human, but wrongly' would certainly be part and parcel of that. Raises the question 'how did he arrange his fake presentation perfectly to fool someone he'd never met and didn't even know was watching him, when there were other people actually in front of him interacting?' but the abilities humans ascribe to demons would have to involve magically accessing information anyway, supernaturally effective persuasiveness pretty much requires it. I'm not a memetic hazard to anyone I've just met - pleased to meet you, by the way. Nelyafinwë Maitimo."

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NICE TO MEET YOU

DAEVA FALL WITHIN THE HUMAN PSYCHOLOGICAL RANGE FOR WHATEVER THATS WORTH COMING FROM ME

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He nods. "I gave this some thought, and I decided that to whatever extent it's unfalsifiable it's not worth more of our time. I don't actually think we're entertaining much downside risk here. Things really can't get worse. And supernatural persuasive abilities - don't sit cleanly with the rest of the picture unless they were put there specifically to fuck with me, and I'm steering for the universes where no one has thrown anything in there specifically to fuck with me, even though they're a pretty small share of all the universes I'm living in and even though they might be a pretty small share of the universes in which we're having this conversation."

A demonstrative shrug. "I don't like trust games, I normally get to cheat at them. But I trust you."

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I THINK I PARSED MOST OF THAT

THANKS I GUESS

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"I can say bits again if it seems useful. I'm sorry, I've been doing the 'person' thing less and less, I'm mostly the surveillance system these days."

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