"... I feel like you're apologizing for too many things but you hit the important things."
Eva takes a breath.
"So basically I'm disappointed because you went for the sex when I was obviously distressed instead of checking in. That's a skill to develop, and Summer was asking, but still, next time be more careful. I don't know what kind of background on consent you have but I think you get that was bad."
She sighs. "Once you saw, well, you weren't going to un-see it. So I don't actually mind the staring, and I think it's more Summer's fault than yours that things went sideways with the sex. The rest of it — the reading, the acting afraid, the papers, trying to enter the pocket dimension, and so on — all that I think you shouldn't apologize for, you haven't wronged me by any of that. If I'd had the pocket dimension set to invite guests I would have wanted you to try, and you did bring me paper even when I didn't offer to pay for it, and acting scared or talking monotone is — I think you need better friends if you expect to actually need to apologize for those things."
Eva manages an awkward smile. "So, firstly... I forgive you. I think you were pretty much hijacked by Summer being right there and asking, and while it was bad of you not to check in that's not, like. I don't consider you to have done that deliberately. Summer can be very persuasive when she wants something. And while it does make me feel a little jealous of you that you got Summer to lay you so easily when she was supposed to be my girlfriend, I... don't really endorse that feeling, because it's Summer's damn fault that she cared more about her next orgasm than about me, and you... just happened to be convenient."
Eva coughs into her hand.
"So yeah. Obviously this whole thing is awkward as hell but fuck it, it's the pink desert, if you hung around here for long you were always going to catch me in flagrante delicto. So if you want to make it up to me you can give me a hug and help me make my taxes in three more days. Alright?"