Info // Skills // Extra Large Sausage

Extra Large Sausage: Lvl 1 (0 / 3). Active. Special.

Work with Porn Logic instead of Erogame Logic. Cost is three times the equivalent PRN stat that would be required to accomplish the same end, payable in DOM and/or SUB, plus three times the equivalent cost of any porn-based skills that would be needed, used at Lvl 1. You may not create situations that would require greater PRN than your ERO—10.

...Well, that's... almost completely incomprehensible. Still, "work with Porn Logic" is promising.

Extra Large Sausage, he thinks intently, and says "What if a customer really needed help testing out his new purchase? Consumer satisfaction is an important part of any job."

She licks her lips. "Well when you put it like that, maybe I could give you a hand..."

Ari swipes his card, completing the transactional portion of this transaction.

Then he unwraps his new purchase, unzips his backpack, and pulls out a small bottle of vanilla-scented lube. "Now, as I mentioned, I haven't used one of these before. But I think..." He applies some lube to his fingers, reaches behind himself, and starts working open his hole. "This might- ah- be a good place to start?"

Her eyes widen, and she walks around the counter. "I think I should inspect that, make sure you're doing it right."

"Go ahead," Ari says distantly, thrusting two fingers in and out of himself slowly. His cock is slowly hardening, not yet fully stiff but no longer totally soft.

She walks until she's all the way behind him and hmms thoughtfully. "I think you're doing it wrong. You should bend over and let me do it."

With a show of reluctance, he removes the fingers and bends forward.

Her show is inspecting Ari. And she has a suggestion or two about what he should be doing and how.

What follows is highly enjoyable for both parties. Ari tests his new purchase very, very thoroughly.

The shop keeper, who never bothered to introduce herself, is very, very skilled with the double dildo, and really enjoys the whole thing.

Quest updated: Coming Strong

Progress: 4/10 orgasms, 3/7 sex sessions, 3/5 different stimuli

ERO Achievement: Have sex in the public area of a sex shop. +100xp.

Ari's glad she enjoyed herself! He enjoyed himself too, which he's also glad of; he managed to eke out his fourth orgasm of the day, which is growing increasingly tricky. And, ooh, bonus XP.

"This was very fun," he says brightly. "I am definitely not regretting my impulse purchase."

"Do come by more often, I'm sure we have more stuff you'll be interested in purchasing," she says, winking at him and putting her panties back on.

Ari puts on exactly nothing, just wipes off himself and the dildo and puts it carefully into its own pocket of his backpack.

"I absolutely will," he promises.

Then he strolls out of the shop with a renewed spring in his step and an idea in his head that might actually work.

...It strikes him that he's not totally sure what time it is. He should probably wear a watch next time he goes out naked, that'd be kind of hot. As it is, he pulls out his phone and checks.

A skill has been created by a special action! Being so distracted by sex that you forget about the time has created the Slack skill.

It is currently 11:25AM.

Info, skills, Slack.

Info // Skills // Slack

Slack: Lvl 1 (0 / 3). Active. Special.

So long as nobody is watching you, or nobody with you is keeping track of time, you can take up to 20 minutes extra each day, distributed whenever you like. You can activate this skill retroactively if you notice that you are running late for reasons that also occurred in the pseudo-future predicted at the time of the skill's retroactive activation.

That fucking rules.

Anyway. If it's still the morning... Ari's going to take a nap, actually. His plan kind of calls for it to be evening. He makes his way back to the apartment.

"Mr. Kaltmann, what a pleasure to see you again," says Eric, voice laced with irony. His face is slightly flushed, though. "I see you've managed to evade arrest. Did you decide to give up on your nudity foolishness?"

"Nah, I'm just coming back to home base for a while," Ari says cheerily. "Quest resumes tonight."

"I have a feeling that I will regret asking this, but what in the Heavens are you talking about?"

Ari taps the side of his nose conspiratorially as he walks towards the elevators.

Eric sighs and shakes his head.

And Ari takes the elevator back up to the penthouse, enters the apartment, sets an alarm for 10:00 PM and goes to sleep.

When he wakes up, there's a brief moment of wondering whether the morning was a dream. With a quick calling-up of his statblock, he determines that it wasn't. He hefts his backpack and goes back downstairs, yawning widely.

Eric is there again! But not manning the reception, this time; he's just walking out of another elevator, wearing casual clothes. He fails to notice Ari.

The reception desk itself is empty—perhaps the receptionist went to the bathroom?