"Excellent!" Ari stands up, letting his erection bounce freely. "Lead the way, ma'am. Oh, but-" He gets his wallet out of his backpack and leaves payment for the buffet on the table, along with a generous tip.

The waitress was blushing, before. Now she's staring.

Actually, several people are staring. Eric gulps, and gets up, too, his own leaking erection bouncing up and sprinkling some precum onto himself and the table. He blushes furiously when he notices that and closes his eyes.

Ari pats him on the shoulder. "Come on, stiff upper lip. Among other things."

He shakes his hips slightly at the observers, setting his cock to swinging.

Well, Eric's not gonna be left behind alone while naked with a boner. Who knows how this magic protection even works.

The waitress leads them to a door at the back and knocks. "Come in!" a... familiar voice says, and when they do...

...the person on the other side is the guy Ari ate out yesterday.

Oh, Erogame.

"Hi! I believe we've met - I'm Ari, and I was just wondering how I would join the Natural Sexuality Movement?"

"I'm Joe Zecker, and I think 'met' might be an inappropriate verb," he says, wryly, and dismisses the waitress with a wave. She leaves the room and closes the door behind her. "You join it in pretty much the same way you join feminism," he continues, and shrugs.

"Ah. So it's not a chapters-and-meetings kind of deal so much as a 'keep these ideals in your heart' thing? In that case I believe I'm already a member, go me."

He eyes Ari's cock. "That depends on where you're aiming that," he says, lightly. "And how likely you are to get arrested." He turns to Eric, then. "The two of you."

"Very unlikely. While this may sound far-fetched, I know what I'm doing. And I think the Natural Sexuality Movement is doing something that needs to be done, and I want to help it along as much as I can."

Joe leans forward onto his desk, propping himself up on his elbows. "What is it that you think needs to be done? And why don't the two of you take a seat," he adds almost as an afterthought, gesturing at the two chairs in front of the desk.

Ari takes a seat. "Society is... stale. Filled with hate, and fear, and people who are too afraid of themselves to have any fun. I think a lot of problems could be solved if people stopped thinking about sex as... something else, something that isn't part of real life. Because it is, it's real, and it doesn't go away just because you don't want to think about it. I don't think I can solve all the world's problems by walking around naked and having a lot of sex, but I think I can make a difference to someone. I already have, for a couple of people."

Eric takes a seat again and looks at Ari assessingly.

    "Have you?" Joe wonders.

"I'm not talking about you," Ari says to Eric. "I might, once I've done more than fix problems I caused myself. But I'm mostly talking about the people I've convinced to think about themselves in a new way."

"Do elaborate."

"I had sex with a guy who'd never even considered men sexually. I think that's sad, ignoring something you want just because it doesn't fit with who you think you are. Now... I don't know if he's going to be going to Pride anytime soon, but he can't deny that it happened. That's important."

Joe tilts his head. Then narrows his eyes. Then purses his lips. Then he can't help himself and says, "You had sex with a straight guy? How'd you do that? It's been a fucking fantasy of mine forever."

Ari laughs. "You and everybody else. I dunno, it's easier to tell if somebody's hiding something if you walk up to them naked."

Joe shakes his head. "Don't get arrested, Ari, it'd be a fucking waste to have your body only available for abuse by inmates."

"I don't plan to. Frankly I'm probably going to put my clothes back on in a little while, I'm feeling a little bad about making the universe bend over backwards for so long."

Joe raises an eyebrow.

"It's a little improbable that I haven't gotten into some kind of trouble, right? I don't want to push my luck too much. Though I do kind of want to show off a little more..." To exactly three new people, to be precise, so he can finally finish that BOD quest.

"I suppose. Well, good luck. I think you have what it takes." He turns to Eric. "Good luck to you, too, dealing with him. He's a handful." Joe looks pointedly at Ari's dick when he says that. Eric swallows and nods.

Ari giggles. "I'll try to be good. And thanks for giving us more info about the Natural Sexuality Movement," he says, quietly thinking quest complete? at the Erogame.

The Erogame seems to disagree.

"Is there anything more I can help you with?" he asks.

Well, the Erogame has its ways. "Not really! You've been very helpful, thank you very much."