"Hmm, I suppose."

"Whatever could you be thinking, Mr. Jones?"

"Care to take a guess?"

"I think maybe you're thinking about stripping down to match me, given how warm it is in this lovely establishment."

"Where would I even put my clothes if I did such a thing?"

"I do have this backpack."

Ari pauses. "But, um, let me conduct an experiment first, okay? I really don't want to get you in trouble twice in one day."

"Sure. What experiment?"

"It's more, uh, asking a basic question, than anything else."

He calls their waitress over.

Here she is. "Hello, again!"

"Hi there! I was just wondering, um, I've noticed some pretty adventurous fashions in here - how would you react to actual, complete nudity?"

She blinks. "Well—I would have to talk to my manager, but he's a big believer in free sexuality—he's a part of the Natural Sexuality movement, and he feels like people should not be bound by society's toxic narratives around our own bodies and minds—I think he'd be fine."

"Thanks so much! That was all I needed, sorry to interrupt you."

    "Sure thing!" She turns around and leaves.

"What the fuck is the 'Natural Sexuality movement'?" Eric wonders.

Quest available: What the Fuck is the 'Natural Sexuality Movement'?

Natural Sexuality movement? That... sounds ero. Investigate what this is about.

Success: +1,000xp, a clue what's going on, unlock skill: ???
Failure: Curiosity will eat away at you forever
Accept: Y/N

"I don't know, but I find their ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to their newsletter. And now have a quest to find out, that's fun."

He accepts the quest and eats some more of his Suggestive Breakfast.

"Do you just get a quest from everything I say? And should I just get naked already?"

"Not everything, but I'm pretty sure you're an officially licensed questgiver. And yes."

He looks around with a little trepidation and starts unbuttoning his shirt.

"Would you like some help?"

"Are you sure you want to push your luck, Mr. Kaltmann?"

He thinks about it. 

"Yeah. Yeah, pretty sure I do."

"Then feel free."

Ari slips under the table, undoes Eric's slacks, and pulls them off of him, over his shoes. He then folds the pants and puts them in his backpack.

And now he's just wearing shoes. He shivers a bit, and his semi quickly grows into a full boner.

Ari takes his shirt, and that goes in the backpack too.

"Getting a little excited, huh."

(Ari is too.)

He eyes Ari's excitement. "I'm not sure how you can ever not."