Poor guy. Ari elects to help him out.

"In case you want me to make the choice a little easier for you... you still haven't seen my best feature."

He makes a small, high-pitched sound in the back of his throat.

Ari giggles a little.

"Come on, give me your phone for a sec and I'll text mine. I don't have it on me, obviously, but it'll put me in your history so you can drop me a line if you ever want."

He nods three times really fast then hands Ari his phone.

Ari texts himself an eggplant emoji, then hands it back over.

"And you never said if you wanted a kiss goodbye."

He decides to just lean forward and kiss him before he loses his nerve.

Ari's a good kisser, especially when there's already a smile on his lips.

Spencer's not bad, himself. This skill at least transfers between men and women.

Ari lets him go eventually. This is fun, but he's got a new level to investigate.

"Regardless of any personal epiphanies you may or may not have just had, you probably don't want to be coming out of a blind alley followed immediately by a naked guy, right? So I'll give you a few minutes before I leave too."

"—right. It was. Nice to meet you." He nods, and flees.

Ari waves after. Au revoir, Spencer.

Now. Down to business. "Um... options? Or, no - info?"

Ariel Samuel Kaltmann

"The Erogamer"

LVL: 4 (1,300 / 5,000)

 

Stats

DOM: 70 / 530

SUB: 20 / 630

 

BOD: 27 (+)

LST: 29

SED: 21 (+)

FUK: 32 (++)

PRV: 34 (++)

ERO: 13 (+)

 

Stat Points: 15

Money: $800

 

Status Effects: None

Description: Ariel Samuel Kaltmann is the only son of Abraham and Sarah Goldbaum, both of whom are now tragically if irrelevantly deceased. Raised in a dilapidated mansion by a woman who would make a CPS agent turn to God for answers, Ari has grown up to be a surprisingly well-adjusted nymphomaniac. Lacking any demons or dragons to slay outside of his well-stocked library of video games, he currently lives in his best friend's penthouse apartment, mooching guiltily off her near-infinite funds and supplementing his frugal lifestyle with occasional camwhoring. This last, plus his near-inexhaustible desire for sex, has drawn the all-seeing eye of the Erogame.

...He's curious about something. He tries to drop three points into BOD.

The two first points go through—he can feel his body changing, his face becoming slightly more symmetrical, his muscles slightly more toned and aesthetic, his dick slightly longer and better-proportioned, his ass slightly rounder and more taut. He's becoming the male ideal of beauty.

Before he can press the button a third time, a quest window appears:

Quest begun: Greek God

You must prove your readiness before you can finish advancing the BOD stat to 30!

Show your naked body, in a sexual situation (i.e. walking naked around Central Park doesn't count) to 50 people who have never seen it.

Success: BOD 30, +5,000xp
Failure: Continues until completed

"...I fucking love this game."

He considers. Walking around doesn't count. What if he does it while jacking off? ...would his special dispensation even cover that, or would he just get arrested like any other creep? It just says he can be naked anywhere... Damn. He doesn't know enough about how this game handles edge cases.

Heh. Edge cases.

Whatever. Before he gets too into any of this, he needs to do something he already should have done in the first place: go back up to the apartment and pack a backpack with essentials. Phone, wallet, condoms, lube, maybe a vibrator or two. So he'll go back into the building, and-

-his keycard is in his wallet. In the apartment.

This is going to be a fun conversation with the receptionist.

He gives Spencer the few minutes he had promised, then strides out of the alleyway, still gloriously nude (he is never gonna get tired of that), and through the doors of the building. He walks over to the desk. "Excuse me?"

The receptionist on duty has been switched, and her replacement looks up at Ari and blinks when he walks in. "Mr. Kaltmann!" he exclaims.

"Hi, Eric. You're not gonna believe this, but I forgot my keycard again."

"And you're naked."

He tries on an embarrassed grin. "I am, yeah. Guess I forgot a little more than usual this time."

"Uh-huh," he says, giving Ari a you-are-obviously-joking stare. Then he sighs and starts typing stuff into his computer, and he hands Ari a blank keycard. "Only works once, you know the drill."

"You're a champ, Eric. Sure you don't want to come with me and make sure it works?"

"Mr. Kaltmann, today of all days is not the day you convince me to sleep with you," he says, giving Ari The Eye.

Quest available: The Reluctant Porter

Eric Jones thinks you're incredibly hot, but he's too professional to admit it or do anything about it. Persuade him to get over this hangup and have an amazing time with you.

Success: +500xp, Eric will turn a blind eye to you going out naked
Failure: 'Ashamed' status for 1 day, Eric will tell everyone to keep an eye on you
Accept: Y/N

...ooh!

Ari gives Eric a look. "Today of all days? That's not very nice. What, is there a stain on my shirt?"

He rolls his eyes. "Mr. Kaltmann, please take your keycard and go back to your apartment to fetch your everything."