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"Personally, I still distrust these newfangled tomatoes. They cause moral decay."

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"I distinctly remember telling you to can it."

Harry clears a table out of the paper debris in the center of the room and lays down the larger pizza. He immediately takes the best-looking slice and absconds with it and one of the complimentary paper plates.

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Milo tries the pizza.



Milo nods approvingly.
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Further polite applause. "Que golazo. Man walks on moon. We are the champions."

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"I have no idea what you're talking about."

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"You're not missing much."

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"All right then." He goes back to eating the delicious pizza.

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As does Harry! Delicious, delicious pizza.

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"I approve of pizza," he declares when he has finished his slice. "Many thanks, gracious host."

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"Excellent! D'you want to try some of the pineapple, I got the pixie pizza with it so you could taste. And because they really like sugar."

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"Sure, why not."

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Harry ceremoniously lifts a slice out of the box and deposits it on Milo's plate.

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Milo bows slightly. "Thank you."

He tries the pineapple.





"I am a pizza heathen," he announces. "Pineapple is delicious."
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"You come into my house..."

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"I'd apologize, but it would be a filthy lie. I cannot regret pineapple pizza."

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"Bah. Well, finish your heathen slice and we can summon some pixies."

Harry takes a second slice of non-heretical pizza, confident in his ability to eat it before Milo finishes his.
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He is so right about that!

But it doesn't take Milo much longer.
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Harry picks up the heretic pizza and beckons. "We can probably summon a decently sized swarm in the park. For best results you'd want to go to the park outside town, but I don't know if you're up for a longish drive. Buttercup, Leo, d'you want to come?"

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"Sure!"

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"I might stay home and do some, uh, research."

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"Alright. Milo, any preference on park versus woodlands?"

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"I haven't seen any decent woodlands since I got here. Are your woodlands horrifying in some way? If they aren't, let's go with that."

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"My favored spot's pretty close to the burnt-out husk of a lake house I burned down in a fight with a murderous drug warlock and his sex cult. But as long as you don't open your Third Eye while looking at it you should be alright."

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"Am I likely to do that by accident?"

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